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[Sunstone]

As a young man, Turkey underwent cosmetic surgery to make himself look like Brad Pitt. However, the surgeon thought he said, "Chad Fitt", who at that time was the town drunk. Consequently, it was said of Turkey that, when he saw his new face, he had a Fitt.

 

[blackout]

As a young man, Turkey underwent cosmetic surgery to make himself look like Brad Pitt. However, the surgeon thought he said, "Chad Fitt", who at that time was the town drunk. Consequently, it was said of Turkey that, when he saw his new face, he had a Fitt.

Phil traded in his warm glass of milk and the "classics" at bed time
for a jug of whiskey and book of grade school tongue twisters.

It's showing.

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

UltraViolet is having the fetus removed next Thursday.

 

[Circle_One]

TurkeyonRye not only doesn't like turkey, but it has been said that he also absolutely loathes Rye.

 

[Vasilisa Jade]

Circle_One bites her toenails when no ones looking:foot:

 

[Laughing Man]

Tigress whom was born in 1752 was arrested 3 years later at the age of 57 for what is believed to be the first instance of domestic violence against her spouse Porky Pig. The incident apparently occurred as a result of a craving for bacon.

 

[Sunstone]

As a young man, Laughing Man often dreamed of visiting exotic, far away places --- such dreams were his only escape from the jail cell where he was incarcerated for repeated acts of aggravated jaywalking.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Phil didn't name his blow up doll "Tiffany".......he actually named it "Dubya."

 

[Laughing Man]

Mystic was devastated when she found out that Phil's blow up doll was not named after her.

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

Laughing Man really isn't in the IT business and the only reason he doesn't want you to ask him to fix your computer is because he doesn't know how one would work.

 

[Vasilisa Jade]

Turkey eats his own kind. He was fooled into thinking the Thanksgiving dinner was chicken.

 

[Mister_T]

Turkey eats his own kind. He was fooled into thinking the Thanksgiving dinner was chicken.

Saint Tigress owns a sweat shop that makes tiger-stripe underwear. We know her as Saint Tigress, but in the underground world of sweat shops, she is notoriously known as "Santa Tigresa."

 

[Laughing Man]

Saint Tigress owns a sweat shop that makes tiger-stripe underwear. We know her as Saint Tigress, but in the underground world of sweat shops, she is notoriously known as "Santa Tigresa."

Mr. T buys all of his underwear from Saint Tigress’ thong line.

 

[Halcyon]

Mr. T buys all of his underwear from Saint Tigress’ thong line.

Laughing Man wears Mr. T's old discarded underwear.

 

[Jeremy Mason]

Laughing Man likes to play doctor at his local hospital.

 

[Laughing Man]

Laughing Man likes to play doctor at his local hospital.

Jeremy Mason is always trying to play patient at the hospital I play doctor at.

 

[Vasilisa Jade]

Laughing Man is sending subliminal medical fetish messages to everyone on RF at this very moment. :cover:

If you catch yourself sleep walking into his hospital, he tagged you

 

[Sunstone]

Saint Tigress likes to walk nude through her downtown area at 2:00 in the morning while pretending to sleepwalk.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Sunstone's a little blue because he's trying out his lifelong dream of becoming part of the Blue Man Group.

 

[Vasilisa Jade]

Saint Tigress likes to walk nude through her downtown area at 2:00 in the morning while pretending to sleepwalk.

Wow that would be a great prank! My bf knows a group of theater majors in Gainesville that walk down deserted streets at night dressed and acting like zombies.