Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!

[Brickjectivity]

The above poster actually is....Mr. Ed!

 

[Revoltingest]

The above poster only wishes he were hung like Mr Ed!

 

[mainliner]

I don't like this game ...... Im going fishing for real

 

[Brickjectivity]

I don't like this game ...... Im going fishing for real

They had a successful alternative pharmaceutical company in Bangkok, but it was ruined by the appearance of cheap real drugs manuafactured in Canada.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Brick is a thread killer. I know this because this thread has sat idle for eleven days, and only my brilliant avoidance of thinking of a real controversy has been able to revive it.

*nods solemnly*

 

[Brickjectivity]

Brick is a thread killer. I know this because this thread has sat idle for eleven days, and only my brilliant avoidance of thinking of a real controversy has been able to revive it.

*nods solemnly*

lewisnotmiller constantly slanders me to the admins to get me banned. He's jealous of my skills.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Brickjectivity constantly reminds me of his mad skillz, which is kinda annoying. I try hard. Sometimes. Isn't that enough?
Bugger it, I'm gonna find a mod and report him...

 

[Revoltingest]

Lewisnotmiller stole me favorite snow shovel!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Once, when it was dark and he thought no one was around to see it, I saw Revoltingest in tears as he hugged a pig, apologizing to him (or her, I don't actually know of any obvious ways to sex a pig by sight) for devouring his baconized family, and making a heart-felt, but difficult, oath of going full vegan, and by blowing up slaughter houses and bacon plants as a way to make amend for having been a great devourer of pig-kind.
But then Revoltingest got a wiff of some bacon being cooked in the distance (it may have been lewisnotmiller), he licked his lips, looked more like Homer than Willie for a moment the way he was slobering and going "mmm....baaacooon..." before letting out a yell, ripping his shirt off, ripping the jugular vein of the pig with his bare hands, and dragging the pig back to his groundskeeper shack for processing. In fact, I think it may have been Spider Pig he did that too.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Shadow wolf was caught in a little country store with one hand in a cookie jar, stealing cookies. The cops happened to be nearby and dragged Shadow Wolf down to the station only to discover Wolfy's undies were full of crushed cookies.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Brickjectivity abducted Wirey, and he is holding Wirey's snowy body near a boiler room that has an old fashioned steam engine. To torture Wirey, Brick throws in a large and very dry piece of wood, lets the flame and heat build, and then Brick uses a fan to blow the intense heat on Wirey, causing Wirey to melt a couple of inches in diameter. Such cruelty to a snow man!

 

[Revoltingest]

Shadow Wolf abducted Wirey from Brick's lair. Now she keeps him in a walk-in freezer where she performs unspeakable acts upon him. To keep him fit, she requires that he regularly apply water to his body, which will freeze & add to his girth. She can be heard saying, "It puts the water on its skin, or else it gets the hose again".