"How Long Your Toilet Paper Will Last" Calculator

[Skwim]

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[BSM1]

Any other time this would be wrong on more than one level....

 

[sun rise]

I'm good for 8 more days. It's not "days of our lives" but "days of our toilet paper"

 

[Left Coast]

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They think one roll of TP is going to last me 5 days.

Ha. Ha.

 

[Dogknox20]

For woman... maybe use a damp wash cloth use the cloth for the whole day before replacement with a new clean wash cloth! This idea alone would cut the use of TP in half!

 

[RedDragon94]

Wow, didn't know that everybody on here took a dump 5 times a day. I guess if you read my posts they just make you want to crap yourself. Nah, I'm never on here anyway.

 

[PureX]

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My toilet is right beside my shower. And I am out of work for the duration. So I'm really not worried about having no toilet paper.

 

[shmogie]

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Luckily my wife buys a years worth of paper products from Boxed.com every January.

If the offer is worth while, I might be convinced to part with some toilet paper. I have plenty.

 

[Trailblazer]

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Speaking of toilet paper...

Forgive me if I am naïve, but I do not understand why people need MORE toilet paper than they usually use? Are they eating and drinking more because they are at home more because of the coronavirus restrictions? What are they DOING with all this toilet paper that they do not ordinarily do with it? Or are they stockpiling it “just in case?”

This whole thing with toilet paper is completely out of control. I heard on the news that there is now a black market for toilet paper.

I heard some strange things on the radio the other morning. They said that restaurants that have been shut down have stockpiles of toilet paper so they are telling people they can drive by and they will throw a few rolls in their car. I also heard that when policemen are pulling people over and giving them warnings for a traffic violation, as they leave that are handing out toilet paper.

Finally, I heard the pastor on the radio say that if people were going after Jesus the way they are going after toilet paper, the world would be a better place. I had to agree with that!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

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I am not worried. I am just going to roll with it.

 

[danieldemol]

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Looks like an attack of Moronavirus

 

[Trailblazer]

Looks like an attack of Moronavirus

I guess there are a lot of morons in the USA.

 

[Skwim]

I guess there are a lot of morons in the USA.

More than our fair share.

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[Evangelicalhumanist]

I've just stopped defecating. Simpler, really. Cheaper, too.

 

[Milton Platt]

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I don't need the calculator to know that I will soon be pretty much screwed if the shelves are not restocked.

 

[Shad]

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This does not account for ummm load and load type.

 

[Trailblazer]

This does not account for ummm load and load type.

As I just asked a poster on another forum, haven't you ever heard of leaves?
Americans are so spoiled.

I have much more serious problems than toilet paper but I won't reiterate those here.
I reserve those stories for the forum where I can say anything.

 

[Shad]

As I just asked a poster on another forum, haven't you ever heard of leaves?
Americans are so spoiled.

Leaves are not in season in all places yet. Up here in my part of Canada all we have is evergreens with foliage. Not exactly leaves you want to wipe with

 

[Valjean]

I'll just tape a sponge to a stick. Worked for the Romans.

 

[Trailblazer]

Leaves are not in season in all places yet. Up here in my part of Canada all we have is evergreens with foliage. Not exactly leaves you want to wipe with

Are Canadians as spoiled as Americans?
What is we had a REAL crisis and we could not even get food?

Then there is always junk mail or pages out of the telephone book, you know those books we don't use anymore....
We don't always get what we want, I surely don't.

If crabs are not in season we eat another kind of fish.