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Trump is bald!!!

SalixIncendium

अहं ब्रह्मास्मि
Staff member
Premium Member
A 71 year old bald guy???!!!!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111one
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Trump has really thin hair?
I am shocked!
Shocked I tell you!

But I am grateful to the investigation which led to this revelation.
 

Stanyon

WWMRD?
They say men with more testosterone lose their hair earlier so this may explain some of his alleged interpersonal relationships with women. This also may explain why a large number of female Hillary voters had sexual dreams and fantasies about him.
 

SalixIncendium

अहं ब्रह्मास्मि
Staff member
Premium Member
There's nothing wrong with being bald, but there is something somewhat twisted about having to lie about it so much

A politician lying????!!!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111one
 

Nakosis

Non-Binary Physicalist
Premium Member

Find out the truth behind Donald Trump's hair - all you need to know

The book reads: "She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate — a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery — surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the centre and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray."

Scalp reduction — also known as alopecia reduction — is a procedure in which a surgeon removes a man’s bald spot, then sews the more hirsute skin back together.

The book also claims Trump’s distinctive blonde hair colour was the result of his own “impatience” as he attempts to get rid of grey hairs using cheap dye.
 

Quetzal

A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
Premium Member
I think this is grounds for impeachment. Pence, too! Heck, redo the election! Hillary won the popular vote, etc.

(Did I miss any of the big left talking points?)
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I think this is grounds for impeachment. Pence, too! Heck, redo the election! Hillary won the popular vote, etc.

(Did I miss any of the big left talking points?)
Before we allow Hillary into the Oval Office, we'll need a hair check.
What color is it, really!
 

Terrywoodenpic

Oldest Heretic
So what would be better a trump with or without hair. however if he shave what was left, you would see the surgery scars from the scalp reduction and the transplants.
 

Altfish

Veteran Member
The fact that he is bald is irrelevant (and not a surprise) BUT what is worrying (and not a surprise) is that he is so vain that he cares about it.
 

idav

Being
Premium Member
The fact that he is bald is irrelevant (and not a surprise) BUT what is worrying (and not a surprise) is that he is so vain that he cares about it.
Well a guy better at least have hair if he has small hands. Just sayin.:)
 
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