I'm so tough it took me ages to find a car tough enough for me to drive.
But finally...
But finally...
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BSM1
What? Me worry?
I'm so tough it took me ages to find a car tough enough for me to drive.
But finally...
That's me doing a tune-up while the beast is running.
dantech
Well-Known Member
But can your fart poop?
Wirey's so tough he can shart
missiles the size of Paul Blart
Though it's apalling
This is his calling
Bathroom time raised to an art
missiles the size of Paul Blart
Though it's apalling
This is his calling
Bathroom time raised to an art
Majikthise
nude
I'm so tough I have a life size tatoo of myself.
I'm so tough that I can listen to Vogon poetry without losing my lunch!
Call_of_the_Wild
Well-Known Member
I am so well hung that when I take a ****...it looks like I'm holding an elephant's trunk.
Call_of_the_Wild
Well-Known Member
I am so sexy every straight man on this planet secretly thinks of me when they have sex. And most of them dont even know I exist.I am so sexy, I masturbate to pictures of myself.
Except for me, because I am too tough to be tempted by myself.
BSM1
What? Me worry?
I am so sexy, I masturbate to pictures of myself.
I'm so tough that I do, too. Got any new ones?
I'm so tough that I wear hot pants to Mardi Gras, and no-one dares touch me.
That would be 'cos I'm tough, right?
That would be 'cos I'm tough, right?
I am so tough I wear hot pants on my head to Mardi Gras and no one touches me cause they are too scared! Thats even tougher, right?
I am so tough I carry my hot pants on a stick, and wave them around my head whilst calling our 'Come get some boys', and STILL no-one touches me.
Call_of_the_Wild
Well-Known Member
I am so sexy that when I lift my shirt during Mardi Gras, the women give me BEADS.
I am so tough I can turn Mardi Gras into a riot by pulling down my pants and showing people my naked butt. And still no one touches me.
I'm so tough that you'd touch mine if I told you to.
(Btw, I'm telling you not to.)
(Btw, I'm telling you not to.)