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So... men... beat this!
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Toe or finger?
Alt Thinker
Older than the hills
Who needs implements?
dantech
Well-Known Member
I'm so tough I don't eat.
I eat to sharpen my teeth. Why do you think I eat so much metal? Because I enjoy it? I am too tough to enjoy things that taste good.
True story:
I won a staring contest with a lawyer at a deposition.
(After he lost, he complained that I was trying to intimidate him.)
Really happened!
And it was even better than I'd indicated above.
The lawyer's whining about being intimidated is even in the transcript.
But it gets even better....
My lawyer responded by suggesting that he simply not look at me.
And that's in the transcript too.
A good laugh over this is still regularly had by all.....except for the lawyer who blinked.
Many people believe that because the have a law degree, carry a briefcase, & sport
wing tip shoes, that lawyers are all business, competent, & tough as nails. Not all.
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I'm so tough that others don't even listen to me!
I'm so tough that even tough stains won't stick to me.
I am so tough your pet jungle gives me massage whenever I wish.
I invented 'Tough'!
I stole your tough, & perfected it!
dantech
Well-Known Member
I took you tough, stained it, scratched it, dented it, ruined it, made it all scruffy and dirty, and threw it out the window - Because that's how tough I am...