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[Sunstone]

Heather used to stalk men. But not for sex. For food.

 

[Wandered Off]

Phil still stalks men, but not for sex or food. For frubals.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Jerry stalks men just to see how far he can get away with it.

 

[mrscardero]

Heather stalks people wearing a pirates outfit.

*Evening out the scandals I have made with Nick liking the Ninja's*

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Heather stalks people wearing a pirates outfit.

*gags* Somebody pass me a bucket.....I think I'm going to puke. *gags*

Pirates suck. :ninja:

Rizza stalks herself by following around her reflection in the store windows.

 

[mrscardero]

*gags* Somebody pass me a bucket.....I think I'm going to puke. *gags*

Pirates suck. :ninja:

Rizza stalks herself by following around her reflection in the store windows.

*Denial*

Heather stalks Nick because she is attracted to his eye patch and wooden leg.

 

[blackout]

Mrs Cardero REALLY stalks herself
because she can't see anyone else
over her enormous ta-tas.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Heather stalks Nick because she is attracted to his eye patch and wooden leg.

I stalk Nick for much different reasons, love. :flirt:

Rizza stalks Nick because she hopes to steal some of his underwear....and then sew them all together to make a patchwork quilt.

 

[blackout]

Rizza stalks herself by following around her reflection in the store windows.

Mrs Cardero REALLY stalks herself
because she can't see anyone else
over her enormous ta-tas.

(you just THINK she's following her reflection in store windows
because every saleable item for her is potential boobie apparal.
Plus she loves admiring herself. :flirt

 

[mrscardero]

I stalk Nick for much different reasons, love. :flirt:

Rizza stalks Nick because she hopes to steal some of his underwear....and then sew them all together to make a patchwork quilt.

Actually it's a quilt so that we can someday cuddle.

Mrs Cardero REALLY stalks herself
because she can't see anyone else
over her enormous ta-tas.

Vi stole our piano blanket.

 

[Mister_T]

I was wondering why I was short on underwear....

Rizza's idea of underwear is strategically placed maple leaves.

 

[Sunstone]

The secret of Mister T's success in robbing banks has crucially depended on his disguise of not wearing any pants. Consequently, the police sketches have always shown a robber with a much longer nose than is, in fact, the case.

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

Sunstone likes to browse the forums naked in his leather high-back chair while applying moisturizing body lotion and eating cold Poptarts.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Sunstone likes to browse the forums naked in his leather high-back chair while applying moisturizing body lotion and eating cold Poptarts.

You have no idea how close to reality this image really is.

 

[Jeremy Mason]

Mystic likes to trip the blind.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Jeremy likes to play in the litter box.

 

[Sunstone]

Sunstone likes to browse the forums naked in his leather high-back chair while applying moisturizing body lotion and eating cold Poptarts.

This is a blatant lie! I have never eaten the Poptarts cold.

Heather cruises lover's lane in her fake cop uniform, arresting couples making out, and then patting them down extra thoroughly despite the fact they are often naked.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

This is a blatant lie! I have never eaten the Poptarts cold.

Heather cruises lover's lane in her fake cop uniform, arresting couples making out, and then patting them down extra thoroughly despite the fact they are often naked.

When Sunstone does the same thing, he doesn't impersonate a cop. Instead, he claims he's from the Department of Homeland Security.

 

[Panda]

When Sunstone does the same thing, he doesn't impersonate a cop. Instead, he claims he's from the Department of Homeland Security.

Heather likes it when Phil pats her down, especially when she is naked.

 

[+Xausted]

Heather likes it when Phil pats her down, especially when she is naked.

and panda only knows this because he has a secret web link in heathers bedroom