New words for sex

[Khale]

In my opinion there are too few, appropriate, words to describe sex.

To be more specific, they tend to either be too crude: *******, Humping, etc.

Or to intimate: Making love, knowing, etc.

This, for me at least, makes it extremely difficult to talk about sex in a meaningful way. Especially with the girlfriend. I don't want to put to much meaning into it, but I don't want to demean the act either. Thoughts?

 

[Storm]

I like "boinking."

 

[Magic Man]

My personal favorite is "torquing", as in I torqued her.

 

[doppelganger]

In tribute to Bill O'Reilly we could call it "falafelling".

 

[Nanda]

How about "having sex."

 

[silvermoon383]

You can never go wrong with "fracking"

 

[doppelganger]

How about "having sex."

Inelegant perhaps, but functional.

 

[Nanda]

Inelegant perhaps, but functional.

I'm pretty sure that's what he was looking for. It's not crude and it's not too intimate.

 

[Magic Man]

How about "having sex."

That's the one I thought of. It is very neutral to me, so it works for any conversation about the subject.

 

[3.14]

copulating
vertabrate reproduction
shaging
invite to chumvile
a australian kiss
sexual intercourse
entering down below
snakehunting
getting water from the well
slamdunking
taking a ride
viberator control group

 

[Storm]

If you want elegant, how about "Dancing with Kokopelli".

 

[doppelganger]

"Making the beast with two backs."

Or with apologies to Dave Matthews, "Twisting up secret creatures."

 

[Melissa G]

Let's see Finger Dipping, Kitty Licks, Strawberry Splits, Flicking the Bean, and Dilly Delight come to mind peeps...muah

Melissa G

 

[Draka]

Horizontal dancing? You can dance the Mambo, the Rhumba, or even the Cabbage Patch Kid, it all depends on what type of dance you prefer.

 

[UnTheist]

How about:

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[uu_sage]

making love
making whoopee
sexual congress
sex
sexual intercourse
intercourse
mattress mambo
bedroom tango
twister
snuggles and cuddles
screwing
riding the tiger
riding a cowboy
scissoring
cowboy/cowgirl
heat of passion
sexual healing
shagging
the "deed"
the happy dance
reaping and sowing
hot beef injection
getting laid

 

[GabrielWithoutWings]

I like the old-school ones:

'Putting the Devil into Hell' - The Big Book of Filth

 

[VenatorAnima]

I love these words!
We should start a RF thesaurus.

 

[Midnight Pete]

In my opinion there are too few, appropriate, words to describe sex.

To be more specific, they tend to either be too crude: *******, Humping, etc.

Or to intimate: Making love, knowing, etc.

This, for me at least, makes it extremely difficult to talk about sex in a meaningful way. Especially with the girlfriend. I don't want to put to much meaning into it, but I don't want to demean the act either. Thoughts?

Intimacy, Coitus, Lovemaking .... ehh, there aren't many of these clean ones. Most of them are either filthy or stupid or demeaning.

 

[Revoltingest]

boinking, doing the nasty, slippery-slippery, strapping it on, porking, <making the sound of bed springs squeeking - ree ee ree ee ree ee>