Hi, all,
I would like to announce that some of the Arabs and Arab-speaking people on RF have reached a deal to buy RF from @Rex. The buyers are me, @Godobeyer, @Smart_Guy, @TashaN, and @FearGod. The deal is sponsored by Smart Guy's friend Abu Rashed (AKA Hossam). Since Abu Rashed doesn't speak English, the other five of us involved in the deal have jointly translated this message from him to the community of RF, being that he is a shareholder of RF now. This translation is the product of an entire three hours of using Google Translate. There is absolutely no chance it is wrong in any part.
Please read this message from Abu Rashed carefully and watch out for any between-the-lines statements:
"Dear Religion Discussion Website,
This week I decide to buy RF with your respected members, I mean I think all are respected except that Debater Slayer guy. I think he's just a fraud, but I have to involve him in the deal because he threatens to publish my secret oil deals online if I don't involve him. I'm big oil businessman. If he did that I would be destroyed.
My deal partners tell me that everyone thinks Arabs have oil and money. They say that is a "false stereotype." I don't know why they think so. I mean, I have oil and money! I said I'm big oil businessman. I have oil even in my kitchen. Just look at this sample:
I can make oil from corn, olives, and even sunflowers. Some also say "oil will run out." I don't know why they think so either. Maybe because some people waste corn and make popcorn with it? I don't know.
I get all my scientific information from Debater Slayer. He told me oil can't run out as long as we have corn and olives. I believe him. He is still a fraud, but he is very scientific guy. He get good grades in primary school science class.
I will be in contact with you all to tell you how I'm going to change RF. Don't worry if you get banned suddenly. It just means we bought your account as part of the deal."
• @Smart_Guy will be the culinary director of the forum. He wants a Shawarma Only section on the forum. (Abu Rashed paid 50% of the money to buy RF, while Smart Guy paid 20%.)
• @Godobeyer will be the Secretary of RF's Foreign Affairs. He is the only one of us who can speak three languages. He is also the only one who is brave enough to have a picture of himself as a child as his avatar. (He paid 15% of the money to buy RF.)
• @TashaN will be responsible for the media. He can create propagandistic YouTube videos to promote the New RF Order. (Paid 10% of the money to buy RF.)
• @FearGod will be the chief translator. (Paid the remaining 5% to buy RF.)
• I will be the treasurer. Nothing could go wrong with granting me access to the forum's capital. It's not like I would spend any of that money to buy myself a new car while letting RF go down the drain in debt. (Got paid an amount equal to 100% of the money to buy RF so that I would stay the hell out of the deal, but I refused. That's how much I love this place.)
But please, my business partners, please read this malicious, evil message from Abu Rashed to me. He sent it to me after finding out that I "borrowed" a small part—only 95%—of the money from the RF treasury. I trust that you can understand the full evilness of this message because you can read Arabic.
"أيها اللص الحقير. سوف أسجنك أيها الخائن. لن تفلت بفعلتك هذه بعد أن اختلست أموال الموقع بطريقة قذرة ومخادعة.
يلعن شكلك يا وجه الجوكر يا نصاب. تفو على هيك أشكال زبالة."
I'm not going to give up. I will rename the Eros Room to Princes and Harem and create a Kuffar DIR. Screw you, Abu Rashed! RF is ours now!
April Fools!!!
I would like to announce that some of the Arabs and Arab-speaking people on RF have reached a deal to buy RF from @Rex. The buyers are me, @Godobeyer, @Smart_Guy, @TashaN, and @FearGod. The deal is sponsored by Smart Guy's friend Abu Rashed (AKA Hossam). Since Abu Rashed doesn't speak English, the other five of us involved in the deal have jointly translated this message from him to the community of RF, being that he is a shareholder of RF now. This translation is the product of an entire three hours of using Google Translate. There is absolutely no chance it is wrong in any part.
Please read this message from Abu Rashed carefully and watch out for any between-the-lines statements:
"Dear Religion Discussion Website,
This week I decide to buy RF with your respected members, I mean I think all are respected except that Debater Slayer guy. I think he's just a fraud, but I have to involve him in the deal because he threatens to publish my secret oil deals online if I don't involve him. I'm big oil businessman. If he did that I would be destroyed.
My deal partners tell me that everyone thinks Arabs have oil and money. They say that is a "false stereotype." I don't know why they think so. I mean, I have oil and money! I said I'm big oil businessman. I have oil even in my kitchen. Just look at this sample:
I can make oil from corn, olives, and even sunflowers. Some also say "oil will run out." I don't know why they think so either. Maybe because some people waste corn and make popcorn with it? I don't know.
I get all my scientific information from Debater Slayer. He told me oil can't run out as long as we have corn and olives. I believe him. He is still a fraud, but he is very scientific guy. He get good grades in primary school science class.
I will be in contact with you all to tell you how I'm going to change RF. Don't worry if you get banned suddenly. It just means we bought your account as part of the deal."
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That guy really hates my guts. I don't know what to do about him. This is the current plan, though:
• @Smart_Guy will be the culinary director of the forum. He wants a Shawarma Only section on the forum. (Abu Rashed paid 50% of the money to buy RF, while Smart Guy paid 20%.)
• @Godobeyer will be the Secretary of RF's Foreign Affairs. He is the only one of us who can speak three languages. He is also the only one who is brave enough to have a picture of himself as a child as his avatar. (He paid 15% of the money to buy RF.)
• @TashaN will be responsible for the media. He can create propagandistic YouTube videos to promote the New RF Order. (Paid 10% of the money to buy RF.)
• @FearGod will be the chief translator. (Paid the remaining 5% to buy RF.)
• I will be the treasurer. Nothing could go wrong with granting me access to the forum's capital. It's not like I would spend any of that money to buy myself a new car while letting RF go down the drain in debt. (Got paid an amount equal to 100% of the money to buy RF so that I would stay the hell out of the deal, but I refused. That's how much I love this place.)
But please, my business partners, please read this malicious, evil message from Abu Rashed to me. He sent it to me after finding out that I "borrowed" a small part—only 95%—of the money from the RF treasury. I trust that you can understand the full evilness of this message because you can read Arabic.
"أيها اللص الحقير. سوف أسجنك أيها الخائن. لن تفلت بفعلتك هذه بعد أن اختلست أموال الموقع بطريقة قذرة ومخادعة.
يلعن شكلك يا وجه الجوكر يا نصاب. تفو على هيك أشكال زبالة."
I'm not going to give up. I will rename the Eros Room to Princes and Harem and create a Kuffar DIR. Screw you, Abu Rashed! RF is ours now!
April Fools!!!
