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New DIR?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by BSM1, Dec 7, 2019.

  1. BSM1

    BSM1 What? Me worry?

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    Due to the nature of many of today's post, I feel a "Punctuation DIR" is long overdo. Who's in?
     
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  2. Rival

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    Overdue.
     
  3. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    YES! This idea causes me [​IMG]
     
  4. beenherebeforeagain

    beenherebeforeagain Rogue Animist
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  5. Terry Sampson

    Terry Sampson I'm here for the froobies.

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    Wouldn't that be overdoing it?
     
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  6. dybmh

    dybmh Terminal Optimist
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    :heavycheck:
     
  7. adrian009

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    I think you should be setting up a spelling DIR!:D
     
  8. BSM1

    BSM1 What? Me worry?

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    ?
     
  9. dybmh

    dybmh Terminal Optimist
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    How about a DOS-DIR? For people who never switched to Windows 3.1 in the early nineties?
     
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  10. Evangelicalhumanist

    Evangelicalhumanist "Truth" isn't a thing...
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    Oh, Yes!

    Remember "Eats Shoots and Leaves"? (I've left out any punctuation, so you can play on your own.)
     
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  11. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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  12. dybmh

    dybmh Terminal Optimist
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    @BSM1 ,

    Is it too late to make Huey Lewis joke?

    I want a new DIR, one that won't make me sick
    One that won't make me crash my car
    Or make me feel feet, feet, feet thick

    I want a new DIR, one that won't hurt my head
    One that won't make my mouth too dry
    Or make my eyes too red

    One that won't make me nervous
    Wonderin' what to do
    One that let's me punctuate without fear of reprimaaaaaaaand....
    Only a NEW DIR... will do..
     
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  13. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Veteran Member
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    Awesome! I...think that's a great idea. Or is it? Yes! It is.

    A DIR on punctuation is long overdue: a much needed space to educate and inform.

    Just for clarification, do you mean the marks used to delineate sentences and elements of the same? Or do you mean the rapid speciation postulated by the theory of punctuated equilibrium? Either would be useful--even topical.
     
  14. Valjean

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    Perhaps we could just assign a punctuation Nazi to proofread each post. I know my punctuation leaves a lot to be desired, but I wouldn't feel much motivation to click on a specific punctuation discussion site.
     
  15. KAT-KAT

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    I nominate @Revoltingest
     
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  16. dybmh

    dybmh Terminal Optimist
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    Has anyone else noticed the similarity between New-DIR and Neuter?

    Coincidence? I think not.
     
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    KAT-KAT Well-Known Member

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    I nominate @Wirey
     
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  18. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    I have me hands full (literally) just keeping the staff bathroom toilets unclogged.
    (I don't know what @Polymath257 eats, but he should see a doctor.)
     
  19. BSM1

    BSM1 What? Me worry?

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    Yes,
     
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