Men: Why Don't You Use the Urinal?

[Left Coast]

I think it might be that unzipping is not enough for many, so that there is the chance of their trousers falling down for those needing more access. For all the oldies of course, and not that I would know.

Do you mean if they’re using suspenders?

 

[Nakosis]

Four options: 1. foot operation. You can raise and lower the seat with your foot and also operate the handle with your foot. 2. You can use a piece of toilet paper. 3. You can bring a little sanitizer with you to spray onto surfaces. 4. You can use the water from the toilet, since it is chlorinated. Bottom line its not pee and won't make your clothes stink.

Using a urinal will shower you with pee mist. Its almost impossible not to get hit by the backspray even if most of the force is directed down or to the side. Its a guaranteed shower of pee on your clothing and shoes.

Or use your tongue...

 

[Left Coast]

You must be using lower pressure, then. I'm about average height like Steven Colbert. Ask him how he pees.

Steven Colbert must surely use urinals!

 

[George-ananda]

Its cleaner. The urinals seem designed to splash pee onto clothes. Why? Who invented these useless things? There's no problem peeing in a downward direction. We don't need to pee at the wall.

If it is one of the U-shaped toilet seats do you lift it?

 

[Augustus]

Hey dudes,

There is an amazing invention present in most public men's restrooms. It's called: a urinal. Yet I note that many of you freely elect to walk right past a row of urinals (not because they're in use) and walk into a stall with a toilet, lift the seat (if I'm lucky), and take a leak.

Just...why? WHY??

You get more privacy, don't get splashed, it makes a more satisfying sound, can use a bit of toilet paper to dry the end of your cock, etc.

The real evil is when you are using a urinal in an otherwise empty bathroom and someone else ignores the 7 other empty urinals and uses the one directly next to you. Bonus evil points if they initiate a conversation.

 

[Left Coast]

Using a urinal will shower you with pee mist. Its almost impossible not to get hit by the backspray even if most of the force is directed down or to the side. Its a guaranteed shower of pee on your clothing and shoes.

Um...you're doing it wrong.

 

[Left Coast]

Shouldn't this be in Women's Issues?

Urinals are in men's restrooms...

 

[Gargovic Malkav]

Shy bladder syndrome.

 

[Left Coast]

... it makes a more satisfying sound,

one man's satisfying sound is another man's...ew.

The real evil is when you are using a urinal in an otherwise empty bathroom and someone else ignores the 7 other empty urinals and uses the one directly next to you. Bonus evil points if they initiate a conversation.

Wait, guys don't like that? I've just been putting my arm around them to give them encouragement!

 

[Secret Chief]

Urinals are in men's restrooms...

There are...but the "issue" isn't an issue for men, it's an issue for women (I slightly tongue-in-cheek suggest).

Anyhoo, why no Women's Issues sub-forum. What's with the sex discrimination? Poke poke.

 

[Left Coast]

There are...but the "issue" isn't an issue for men, it's an issue for women (I slightly tongue-in-cheek suggest).

It's an issue for me, because y'all can't aim.

Anyhoo, why no Women's Issues sub-forum. What's with the sex discrimination? Poke poke.

No idea, I just work here.

 

[ChristineM]

Shouldn't this be in Women's Issues?

I have no issues with men talking a leak, just so long as they lift the seat. Return it to the original/correct position after and don't miss...

 

[ChristineM]

There are...but the "issue" isn't an issue for men, it's an issue for women (I slightly tongue-in-cheek suggest).

Anyhoo, why no Women's Issues sub-forum. What's with the sex discrimination? Poke poke.

 

[Jainarayan]

Its cleaner. The urinals seem designed to splash pee onto clothes. Why? Who invented these useless things? There's no problem peeing in a downward direction. We don't need to pee at the wall.

I’m with you. I don’t like splash back, especially wearing tan pants. And I’m not ashamed to admit that I occasionally turn in my man card and sit.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Um...you're doing it wrong.

...but there aren't any directions!

 

[Stevicus]

I have no issues with men talking a leak, just so long as they lift the seat. Return it to the original/correct position after and don't miss...

When I was a kid, I got into the habit of closing both the seat and the lid after using the toilet. We had cats at the time, and they would try to drink out of the toilet.

 

[Brickjectivity]

If it is one of the U-shaped toilet seats do you lift it?

People should if they can and then put it back down later, but there are no written directions. I guess its left up to the person.

 

[Stevicus]

...but there aren't any directions!

Well, if you're ever on a space flight, rest assured that there will be instructions for the zero gravity toilet.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Well, if you're ever on a space flight, rest assured that there will be instructions for the zero gravity toilet.

Its like making a latte. Just change the nouns.

 

[ChristineM]

When I was a kid, I got into the habit of closing both the seat and the lid after using the toilet. We had cats at the time, and they would try to drink out of the toilet.

Thats precisely what trained my lad. Ain't cats great