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"How To Stop Masturbating Forever"

Discussion in 'Sexuality' started by Skwim, May 21, 2019.

  1. Skwim

    Skwim Veteran Member

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    Because that should be everyone's aim, shouldn't it?​


    The Problem


    ". . .either you are male or female 'Excessive Masturbation' is hazardous to your Health so no one should become a slave of this Cheap Habit."

    Hints to correct the problem:

    "never remain alone with an idle mind."

    "If you have this habit before, during or after bath then Pray before entering the bathroom and ask for divine help to stay away from the habit."

    "While washing your body touch yourself as little as possible just enough to get clean."

    "If you have a tendency to masturbate while watching porn or blue films on computers or laptops, try moving your computer or laptops into a room where others can see you."​

    Anyway, all this comes from the following "How To" video on YouTube, which I first thought was a parody or satire, but it ain't.


    Question, is there anyone here who thinks the video is on the right track? If so, please share your thoughts.

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  2. The Reverend Bob

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    My wank sessions are not a cheap habit. I charge myself $100 a go
     
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  3. columbus

    columbus Conservative Catholic from Hell

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    You "came across" it?
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    Answer: Not me.

    But given that anything seems to go, on YouTube, it makes me hopeful of creating my own channel some day. :p
     
  5. Terry Sampson

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  6. siti

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    ...I can't figure out whether they're promoting exhibitionism or just hoping that we might prompt others to join in?
     
  7. Skwim

    Skwim Veteran Member

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    " 'tis a puzzlement."

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    Indeed, and I am also trying to figure out how they failed to suggest joining an RF discussion as a cure for being alone with an idle mind - I find it much more satisfactory to be alone with dozens of idle minds...
     
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  9. RedDragon94

    RedDragon94 Agnostic Bible Reader

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    An error occurred on the video. I think the best way to stop masturbating is go all the way and uncircumcise yourself. I've done it before at least six times. :eyes: ... Why is everybody looking at me?
     
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    So you're recommending a slow, patient tug as opposed to a quick jerky one?
     
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  11. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
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    Did the video mention what health problems they were claiming would be solved by the hoohoo embargo? I was thinking maybe carpal tunnel.
     
  12. Shiranui117

    Shiranui117 Pronounced Shee-ra-noo-ee
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    The YouTube algorithm has recommended weirder and more random content. Let's be real here.
     
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    Stanyon RF's Ultra -Square

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    This gives new meaning to the saying "Idle hands are the Devils playground"
     
  14. We Never Know

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    Show me any male that claims he never masturbated, I will show you a liar.
     
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    Evangelicalhumanist "Truth" isn't a thing...

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    You don't get aroused by RF discussions?
    Err...right....ummm...me neither.

    *Tucks the baby lotion behind pillow*
     
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  17. Skwim

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    I thought the same thing. It neglected to explain the down side to the practice, and without that why should anyone bother stopping?


    And that's how I got it. One of those ten "check this out" options that pop on one's YouTube "'home page."

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    I stopped masturbating before I became re-baptized and I won't do it anymore.
     
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    The thing with religion, even if you become a loyal servant with baptism, you can still sin and be forgiven by being saved, over and over and over.
     
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    If this thread goes to 50 posts, I'm calling Mom.
     
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