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"How To Stop Masturbating Forever"

Skwim

Veteran Member
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Because that should be everyone's aim, shouldn't it?​


The Problem


". . .either you are male or female 'Excessive Masturbation' is hazardous to your Health so no one should become a slave of this Cheap Habit."

Hints to correct the problem:

"never remain alone with an idle mind."

"If you have this habit before, during or after bath then Pray before entering the bathroom and ask for divine help to stay away from the habit."

"While washing your body touch yourself as little as possible just enough to get clean."

"If you have a tendency to masturbate while watching porn or blue films on computers or laptops, try moving your computer or laptops into a room where others can see you."​

Anyway, all this comes from the following "How To" video on YouTube, which I first thought was a parody or satire, but it ain't.


Question, is there anyone here who thinks the video is on the right track? If so, please share your thoughts.

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Terry Sampson

Well-Known Member
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siti

Well-Known Member
"never remain alone with an idle mind"..."If you have a tendency to masturbate while watching porn or blue films on computers or laptops, try moving your computer or laptops into a room where others can see you."
...I can't figure out whether they're promoting exhibitionism or just hoping that we might prompt others to join in?
 

siti

Well-Known Member
" 'tis a puzzlement."
Indeed, and I am also trying to figure out how they failed to suggest joining an RF discussion as a cure for being alone with an idle mind - I find it much more satisfactory to be alone with dozens of idle minds...
 

RedDragon94

Love everyone, meditate often
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Because that should be everyone's aim, shouldn't it?​


The Problem


". . .either you are male or female 'Excessive Masturbation' is hazardous to your Health so no one should become a slave of this Cheap Habit."

Hints to correct the problem:

"never remain alone with an idle mind."

"If you have this habit before, during or after bath then Pray before entering the bathroom and ask for divine help to stay away from the habit."

"While washing your body touch yourself as little as possible just enough to get clean."

"If you have a tendency to masturbate while watching porn or blue films on computers or laptops, try moving your computer or laptops into a room where others can see you."​

Anyway, all this comes from the following "How To" video on YouTube, which I first thought was a parody or satire, but it ain't.


Question, is there anyone here who thinks the video is on the right track? If so, please share your thoughts.

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An error occurred on the video. I think the best way to stop masturbating is go all the way and uncircumcise yourself. I've done it before at least six times. :eyes: ... Why is everybody looking at me?
 

siti

Well-Known Member
An error occurred on the video. I think the best way to stop masturbating is go all the way and uncircumcise yourself. I've done it before at least six times. :eyes: ... Why is everybody looking at me?
So you're recommending a slow, patient tug as opposed to a quick jerky one?
 

Dan From Smithville

What's up Doc?
Staff member
Premium Member
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Because that should be everyone's aim, shouldn't it?​


The Problem


". . .either you are male or female 'Excessive Masturbation' is hazardous to your Health so no one should become a slave of this Cheap Habit."

Hints to correct the problem:

"never remain alone with an idle mind."

"If you have this habit before, during or after bath then Pray before entering the bathroom and ask for divine help to stay away from the habit."

"While washing your body touch yourself as little as possible just enough to get clean."

"If you have a tendency to masturbate while watching porn or blue films on computers or laptops, try moving your computer or laptops into a room where others can see you."​

Anyway, all this comes from the following "How To" video on YouTube, which I first thought was a parody or satire, but it ain't.


Question, is there anyone here who thinks the video is on the right track? If so, please share your thoughts.

.

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Did the video mention what health problems they were claiming would be solved by the hoohoo embargo? I was thinking maybe carpal tunnel.
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
Indeed, and I am also trying to figure out how they failed to suggest joining an RF discussion as a cure for being alone with an idle mind - I find it much more satisfactory to be alone with dozens of idle minds...

You don't get aroused by RF discussions?
Err...right....ummm...me neither.

*Tucks the baby lotion behind pillow*
 

Skwim

Veteran Member
Did the video mention what health problems they were claiming would be solved by the hoohoo embargo? I was thinking maybe carpal tunnel.
I thought the same thing. It neglected to explain the down side to the practice, and without that why should anyone bother stopping?


The YouTube algorithm has recommended weirder and more random content. Let's be real here.
And that's how I got it. One of those ten "check this out" options that pop on one's YouTube "'home page."

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robocop (actually)

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
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Because that should be everyone's aim, shouldn't it?​


The Problem


". . .either you are male or female 'Excessive Masturbation' is hazardous to your Health so no one should become a slave of this Cheap Habit."

Hints to correct the problem:

"never remain alone with an idle mind."

"If you have this habit before, during or after bath then Pray before entering the bathroom and ask for divine help to stay away from the habit."

"While washing your body touch yourself as little as possible just enough to get clean."

"If you have a tendency to masturbate while watching porn or blue films on computers or laptops, try moving your computer or laptops into a room where others can see you."​

Anyway, all this comes from the following "How To" video on YouTube, which I first thought was a parody or satire, but it ain't.


Question, is there anyone here who thinks the video is on the right track? If so, please share your thoughts.

.

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I stopped masturbating before I became re-baptized and I won't do it anymore.
 
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