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granted but you die when a pallet of cash falls on you
i wish i could make a juicy apple apear out of thin air
granted, but you find that it is UV's harem that scattering the roses.An apple appears out of thin air. It hits you on the head. You use this as a catalyst to write a treatise about the theory of gravity, because you've become Isaac Newton.
Rojse wishes for a group of scantily-clad women to scatter rose petals on the path that he is about to walk upon wherever he walks outdoors.
granted, but you find that it is UV's harem that scattering the roses.
I wish for a rock star life
Granted, But UV's harem forms a union and goes out on strike.
They dump your butt in the middle of the outback.
I wish to be union steward for UV"s harem.
Granted...but when I clicked a referenced you offered it changed all of the display, and stayed that way. I had to log off altogether to regain the original appearance.
I wish I could type really fast.
Granted....but on your first excursion to ply your new found ability, you make the mistake of bumping into UV's harem. They are not amused, and you wake up in the middle of the outback.
I wish I could retire to my hobbies.
Granted...but all that hair looks weird as the rest of you continues to age.
Strange thing about retiring to my hobbies...I have lost my job...and my hobby of knife making looks more serious than ever!
I wish to sell one hundred blades for 10,000 dollars a piece.
Granted, but as you stole the graves from native graves and got caught you are fined the maximum $20,000 dollars per artifact for the illegal sales of each item, a further $250,000 for the illegal transport of the artifacts and recieve a 5 year prison sentence. Enjoy!
I wish my house didn't smell of pee.
Granted, but true to form he can't help himself, and disappears, after vandalizing your abode.
I don't quite understand the grave robbing/artifact scenario from Monta.
It didn't really grant my wish.
Let me try that again.
I wish to be a professional knife maker.
Without my hands, I am typing this with my ears!!!!!!!
Granted, your house no longer smells like waste. Your neighbors got tired of the stink and burned your house to the ground.