Corrupt A Wish

[Akshara Dasa]

Congratulations! You have a great, beautiful tenor... But you were castrated by the catholic church for your range.


I wish I could fly.

Yay! You can fly, but only up. Never down.


I wish that I had a diamond the size of my house!!!!!!

 

[Thief]

Granted. But now the market, and the novelty of large stones has vanished.
Along with the house your diamond is sitting on.

I wish for a really good retirement....only a real meanie will corrupt this wish!

 

[Rakhel]

Granted...but retirement for you means retiring your Schwinn bike.


I wish they would bring back the Love Boat

 

[Thief]

Granted. And forever more, anywhere, and anytime, all tv's you turn on,
play the series without end....and the same commercials of that time period!

I wish for my Schwinn bicycle to be a collector's item, and I cash it in...big time.

 

[dust1n]

Granted. And forever more, anywhere, and anytime, all tv's you turn on,
play the series without end....and the same commercials of that time period!

I wish for my Schwinn bicycle to be a collector's item, and I cash it in...big time.

DONE! But a meteor hit the earth and destroyed everything anyways.

I wish I was immortal and in forever bliss.

 

[Revoltingest]

DONE! But a meteor hit the earth and destroyed everything anyways.

I wish I was immortal and in forever bliss.

Granted! But you became a Scientologist in order to achieve it.

I wish for a nice soaking rain tomorrow.

 

[Thief]

Granted, and everything gets soaked.
You...your neighbors.... the entire countryside.
And then they find out...you wished for it.

I wish all of my handiwork to be perfect.