Corrupt A Wish

[rojse]

In this thread, you are meant to grant the wish of the person above you, but grant it in a way that backfires against the original wisher.

You then make a wish for yourself.

For example, let's say a poster wished for a large banquet. The next poster grants it, but the banquet gives them food poisoning.

So... I wish for a large bookcase.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Damn I clicked on the wrong thread.

Bookcase is underwater.

I wish for a pair of underwear that fits for once.

 

[Quagmire]

Damn I clicked on the wrong thread.

Bookcase is underwater.

I wish for a pair of underwear that fits for once.

You are granted a pair of underwear that fits for once. After that once it will alternately be way too big or too small.

I wish I had a laptop that folded down to the size of a credit card and weighed .03 oz.

 

[rojse]

You are granted a pair of underwear that fits for once. After that once it will alternately be way too big or too small.

I wish I had a laptop that folded down to the size of a credit card and weighed .03 oz.

You fold your laptop down to the size of a credit card and you misplace it because it is so small.

I wish for an Albertan purple giraffe.

 

[Thief]

Your wish is granted.
But the first time you called him Albert...he stomped you, and ran off.
I wish for a truck that doesn't need maintenance or fuel.

 

[Quagmire]

Your wish is granted.
But the first time you called him Albert...he stomped you, and ran off.

I wish for absolute freedom.

Your wife serves you divorce papers (sorry Thief, probably shouldn't joke about things like that )

I wish I could stay in the computer lab after they close and hang online all night.

 

[Thief]

Sorry Quagmire.
I had a better idea, and must have been doing the edit.
Your wish granted.
But the power goes out and the lab door won't open.
I wish for a maintenance free truck, that needs no fuel.

 

[Katzpur]

You got your maintenance free-truck that needs no fuel, Thief. I don't suppose you wanted it to come with an engine or a transmission, did you? Too bad; you should have mentioned that.

I wish I could retire tomorrow and not have to wait another 13 months!

 

[Thief]

You're retired.
But your finances didn't play out as planned.
So now you have to find a new job, and it won't pay as well.

I wish I could win all rebuttals here at the RF.

 

[rojse]

You're retired.
But your finances didn't play out as planned.
So now you have to find a new job, and it won't pay as well.

I wish I could win all rebuttals here at the RF.

You win all your rebuttals, and everyone decides to put you to ignore all posts.

 

[Thief]

Rojse...you forgot to wish for something.

 

[rojse]

Rojse...you forgot to wish for something.

Sorry, Thief - I had to retype my post (my internet didn't put my message through first time) and forgot about the wish.

I wish for a million wishes.

 

[Thief]

Your first wish is granted.....but you didn't say the other 999,999 had to be.

I wish for 999,999 granted wishes.

 

[te_lanus]

Your first wish is granted.....but you didn't say the other 999,999 had to be.

I wish for 999,999 granted wishes.

Your 999,999 wishes is granted, but after the first three you start forgetting what to wish for.

My wish is a Faster than light Aircraft to do some space exploration

 

[Thief]

Granted.
But your aircraft won't take you into space and you burned to ash on re-entry.

I wish for a starring role on StarTrek.

 

[tumbleweed41]

Your wish is granted....you play a Red Shirt in the first five minutes.



I wish I had a nickle.

 

[Thief]

I put your nickel in a Swiss bank account...
but for some reason I can't remember the account number.

I wish I could remember the number.

 

[rojse]

I put your nickel in a Swiss bank account...
but for some reason I can't remember the account number.

I wish I could remember the number.

You remember the number, but it costs you a nickel to get your nickel out of the bank.

I wish I had Tumbleweed's nickel.

 

[Thief]

It wasn't my nickel in the first place.
It belonged to 'Weed'.
But, now you've wished for it.
Granted.

I wish for an I.Q. of 200.

 

[blackout]

I put your nickel in a Swiss bank account...
but for some reason I can't remember the account number.

I wish I could remember the number.

You finally remember the account number,
only to find you have forgotten the bank.

I wish I had a harem of beautiful women
who carried me around everywhere on a tent bed,
so I could sleep... and ... enjoy life.. fully...:flirt:
whenever I want, and wherever I happen to be.

*gawd I'm a good wisher!*