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Corrupt A Wish
- Thread starter rojse
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Draka
Wonder Woman
A new transplant surgery is developed allowing you to now have the hands of an ape, but for some reason you just can't stop yourself from smelling and flinging your own poo now and your walls are covered in it.
I wish that the next person doesn't ruin my wish for another unruinable wish for $500,000.
monta
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A new transplant surgery is developed allowing you to now have the hands of an ape, but for some reason you just can't stop yourself from smelling and flinging your own poo now and your walls are covered in it.
I wish that the next person doesn't ruin my wish for another unruinable wish for $500,000.
Granted
Money doesn't buy happiness.
I wish I that spider hadn't made his home over my bed .
Smoke
Done here.
You get it, in cash, and then get arrested as a drug dealer because you're carrying so much cash.
I wish I had a hundred wishes.
Smoke
Done here.
I can live with that.
You can, but you have to go by oxcart and rowboat, and you can only stay for an hour.
I wish politicians' noses would grow whenever they told a lie.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
OK, politicians' noses grow whenever they tell a lie - but you have been given the job of wiping them when they go jogging around the mall in DC, because within days every one of them has a nose about the size of an elephant's trunk and their arms can't reach that long.
I wish I could eat breakfast at IHOP every day without gaining any weight.
I wish I could eat breakfast at IHOP every day without gaining any weight.
te_lanus
Alien Hybrid
granted. but after a year we had no one to lead us, because as soon as they started lying they turned into marionets. thus no one wanted to lead anymore, and human kind went extinct shortly their after.
i wish for aliens to make first contact during the superbowl half-time break
rojse
RF Addict
I wish Katherine had remembered to make a wish.
rojse
RF Addict
You get something with chocolate - a chocolate-flavoured prune.
I wish I had the ESP Kathryn thought I had...
monta
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Granted , anytime Kathryn wishes for something chocolate you will know it at the same time as she does, it is very draining emotionally, and physically, if Kathryn has a particularly strong longing for chocolate, you fall to the ground paralysed , but aware of your surroundings and also of Kathryns yearning for chocolate, you only regain control of your body when Kathryns urge has been sated, and you can't shut it off.Eventually you make the stress induced decision that it's you or her, and travel to the US with a gun in your bag to end it, you are busted at the airport and shipped off to a special prison reserved for people who carry guns on planes, prison life is terrrible, worse than any episode of 24 or Oz, and you need to keep your wits about you, meantime easter is rolling round and chocolate eggs are on display everywhere and Kathryn is being very disciplined and not eating the chocolate, but it doesn't hurt to think about it, ALL THE TIME, her almost constant yearning combined with your close proximaty to her hits you harder than ever before, and leaves you prone on the floor of the prison, at the mercy of the other prisoners.
I wish monkeys could speak English.
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Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
All monkeys world wide speak English. You begin to travel to exotic places just to visit the zoos or wander through the jungles, to listen to the english speaking monkees. At first it's sort of cool, but then you realize slowly with horror, that they are planning a world wide takeover. Wait - you saw a movie about this. You try to talk them out of this plot, but word gets out that you're onto them, and soon you find yourself living the life of Inspector Clouseau and Salmund Rushdie - traveling frantically from one country to the next trying to avoid monkees who are determined to end your life before you spill the beans. You see monkees everywhere - behind the bag of chips you're buying in the grocery store, peeking out of your laundry hamper when you go into your bathroom and sit down on the toilet, in the cleaning closet at your office, sitting in the back seat of your car when you're driving down the road. Soon your life is in shambles.
I wish I was a yoga instructor.
monta
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I knew it ! http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/current-events/83220-damn-dirty-apes.html
Granted you are a yoga instructer, untrained and unskilled, you are responsible for the deaths of 13 students on your first lesson, when you accidently get them to move into a position that breaks all their necks, the memory of the noise makes it impossible for you to ever enjoy munching on celery in the same way, ever again. You were only trying to get them to sit in the lotus position btw.
I wish I hadn't cut my hair.
Granted you are a yoga instructer, untrained and unskilled, you are responsible for the deaths of 13 students on your first lesson, when you accidently get them to move into a position that breaks all their necks, the memory of the noise makes it impossible for you to ever enjoy munching on celery in the same way, ever again. You were only trying to get them to sit in the lotus position btw.
I wish I hadn't cut my hair.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
You didn't cut your hair. You go to an amusement part and your tresses get stuck in the machinations of a ride, ripping your scalp from your skull, which is not only extremely painful at the time, but is sort of hard to explain for the rest of your life.
I wish I didn't have to build a fence. Yuck. No fun.
I wish I didn't have to build a fence. Yuck. No fun.