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I wish for a miracle surgery to restore my hands.
A new transplant surgery is developed allowing you to now have the hands of an ape, but for some reason you just can't stop yourself from smelling and flinging your own poo now and your walls are covered in it.
I wish that the next person doesn't ruin my wish for another unruinable wish for $500,000.
You get it, in cash, and then get arrested as a drug dealer because you're carrying so much cash.I wish for the money, Draka got.
I can live with that.You DO have a hundred wishes - but they have one condition:
Everything you wish for has to be done or experienced with your legs in irons.
You can, but you have to go by oxcart and rowboat, and you can only stay for an hour.I wish that I could take one trip a year anywhere I wanted to go.
granted. but after a year we had no one to lead us, because as soon as they started lying they turned into marionets. thus no one wanted to lead anymore, and human kind went extinct shortly their after.I wish politicians' noses would grow whenever they told a lie.
I thought they already did that.
But in case they come again - your wish is granted, but they insist on testing an anal probe on you in the middle of the field.
Your wish has already been granted - but the condition is that you discern my wish via ESP.
Hint: I wish for something including chocolate tonight.
You get something with chocolate - a chocolate-flavoured prune.
I wish I had the ESP Kathryn thought I had...
I wish monkeys could speak English.