I wonder if it would be cool and clever of me to walk up to a group of Hasidic Jews and start saying in a loud, preachy voice, "All hail the wisdom of What Not To Wear reality show hosts, who will swoop down upon you like locusts, bearing scissors to shear your ridiculous locks, clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch, and iPods full of Lady Gaga! May you awake and find a celtic cross tattoo emblazoned on your bicep!"
Kathryn, Kathryn, Kathryn....what are we to
do with you!?!
It's fine to mock some religions, but not others. Snake handlers, Jesus freaks, Mormons, Scientologists & energy vortexers
are fair game. But black churches, Jews, Indians (both American & Asian) & ethnic/multicultural religions are off limits!
What really p*****s me off though? No one bothers to mock Revoltifarians!
What...we don't count? We've no siginificance? Our pomp & pontification is not to be poo pooed or pilloried?
Curse all you mainstream religions! Make room for us new guys!
As fun as it sounds to mess with those who drink their Kool-Aid in public, I don't do it either. Think of them as having a mental
handicap which offends. Should we mock the physically handicapped too? Some day I'll show you my imitation of a retarded kid
named Jeffy trying to descend an escalator.....yucks galore as I make wailing & bugling elk-like noises of sheer terror!