Desert Snake
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Is it sad, that I click on a thread just to see what Father Heathen is posting so late at night?
The other day, I was walking through Atlantic Terminal, in Brooklyn, NY, and came across a few Jesus freaks. A particularly evil mood struck me, so I removed any religiously-identifying jewelry and clothing, handed it to the wife, and slowly walked up to them, stating in a loud, "preachy" voice: "All hail the black flame from which all knowledge flows. Let the black flame sweep through this land and burn away the ignorance that is Christianity. Hail Satan!". The missionaries were giving me a big WTF look, and a few onlookers were laughing their ***** off. Share your IRL trolling stories. If you have proof, better.
Hey, I was done with you the second time you, so impolitely, demanded my phone number. Now that you don't even understand the first thing about spelling or grammar, you have left me less impressed then you did the first time.
A smart, business man would be impressed by someone wanting to know what kind of business they were getting into. I am guessing you are neither. Or perhaps any.
However, I am very glad that what ever "business" you claim to be running is not a business I want to subject myself to.
Good day to you, Mr Smith
--- On Tue, 1/3/12, Mr smith wrote:
From: bob
Subject: Re: Employment
To: Rakhel
Date: Tuesday, January 3, 2012, 5:26 PM
your probably the biggest ****** idiot i ever encounterded Meet girls what the **** are you talking about im married with four children and this is an opportunity for employment at $17.00 per hour wich you moron have now so patheticly blown do not email us again
On Mon, Jan 2, 2012 at 8:42 PM, Rakhel wrote:
You're not a legitimate business, are you? This is just some lame attempt to meet naive girls, hoping they would be stupid enough to just hand over their phone number to any dumb schmuch.
Nice try.
--- On Mon, 1/2/12, Mr smith wrote:
From: Mr smith
Subject: Re: Employment
To: Rakhel
Date: Monday, January 2, 2012, 6:58 PM
last chance send number
On Mon, Jan 2, 2012 at 7:57 PM, Rakhel wrote:
send details.
--- On Mon, 1/2/12, Mr smith wrote:
From: Mr smith
Subject: Re: Employment
To: Rakhel
Date: Monday, January 2, 2012, 3:33 PM
send number
On Mon, Jan 2, 2012 at 11:25 AM, Rakhel wrote:
I saw your ad on Backpage.com. I am requesting additional information
I heard revoltifarians were terrorists, no one wants to upset them mad crazy foolsKathryn, Kathryn, Kathryn....what are we to do with you!?!
It's fine to mock some religions, but not others. Snake handlers, Jesus freaks, Mormons, Scientologists & energy vortexers
are fair game. But black churches, Jews, Indians (both American & Asian) & ethnic/multicultural religions are off limits!
What really p*****s me off though? No one bothers to mock Revoltifarians!
What...we don't count? We've no siginificance? Our pomp & pontification is not to be poo pooed or pilloried?
Curse all you mainstream religions! Make room for us new guys!
As fun as it sounds to mess with those who drink their Kool-Aid in public, I don't do it either. Think of them as having a mental
handicap which offends. Should we mock the physically handicapped too? Some day I'll show you my imitation of a retarded kid
named Jeffy trying to descend an escalator.....yucks galore as I make wailing & bugling elk-like noises of sheer terror!
I heard they were terrorists, no one wants to upset them mad crazy fools
I have edited my text. I meant to say revoltifarians. I was joking with revoltingest.Quite the opposite. See, they're usually too stupid to know when someone is insulting them. They think they are being complimented. Go ahead and call them names, insult their mothers, and criticize their hygiene; they love it. They will thank you and go about with this air of pride like they are being honored and are special. They're "special" alright.
I have edited my text. I meant to say revoltifarians. I was joking with revoltingest.
A bully is a bully, regardless of affiliation. And bullies are ever so unattractive - and probably have small...well, you get where I'm going.
lol. I wasn't sure. Glad we cleared that up thoughI understood exactly who you were referring to. I was talking about the same thing. Though now I have to wonder who you thought I was talking about.
The other day, I was walking through Atlantic Terminal, in Brooklyn, NY, and came across a few Jesus freaks. A particularly evil mood struck me, so I removed any religiously-identifying jewelry and clothing, handed it to the wife, and slowly walked up to them, stating in a loud, "preachy" voice: "All hail the black flame from which all knowledge flows. Let the black flame sweep through this land and burn away the ignorance that is Christianity. Hail Satan!". The missionaries were giving me a big WTF look, and a few onlookers were laughing their ***** off. Share your IRL trolling stories. If you have proof, better.