Who Else Misreads Titles?

[ChristineM]

And

Observations promoting Intelligence behind life support systems

Was

Observations promoting Intelligence behind life & support systems

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

It said:

Are Your Kids Having Sex?

I didn't give Skwim the benefit of a doubt, though, and read it as:

Are You Kids Having Sex?

 

[Wu Wei]

Another reason I should log off and rest my eyes

I read

Festus Baby, When is it considered a tile?

It said

Fetus/Baby. When is it considered a life?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Another reason I should log off and rest my eyes

I read

Festus Baby, When is it considered a tile?

It said

Fetus/Baby. When is it considered a life?

shouldn't that be:

Festivus Baby...

 

[Wu Wei]

shouldn't that be:

Festivus Baby...

Your brain can misread it your way and mine brain (and faulty eyes) will misread it mine......

I read Festus....think Gunsmoke

 

[Wu Wei]

OK, This has to be mentioned

I read this

ET is enemy of Eastern Orthodox Church Creed

and I was absoluty convinced I misread it....so I read it again...and it said

ET is enemy of Eastern Orthodox Church Creed

Then thought...NAH!!!! can't be...so I read it again

ET is enemy of Eastern Orthodox Church Creed

So I then thought, it is ET........ET must be some sort of acronym for a religious type thing
I then went to the post a read.......DANG it is not about....

Who knew ET hated religions so much

 

[ChristineM]

I had just been reading a post of @Rival s then went to new posts snd saw

Unicorn migrants

It read

Unwelcome migrants

 

[ChristineM]

It looked like

Why So Little Christian Constipation

It read

Why So Little Christian Anti-Capitalism?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Why lapidary?

It said

Why lapidation?

Well, at least they are related......kinda sorta

 

[Revoltingest]

Pepsi holds vote Thursday
was actually....
Pelosi holds vote Thursday

 

[ChristineM]

Must have read it 100 times

This is the first time i read it as

Are you Greater than an Alps?


Of course you know it really read

Are you Greater than an Ape?

 

[ChristineM]

I thought

My penis

Was in the wrong forum

Until it resolved to

My parish

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I thought

My penis

Was in the wrong forum

Until it resolved to

My parish

well, MY penis is usually in the wrong forum...

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Big Bang: Workout?

It said

Big Bang: Whodunit?

 

[ChristineM]

I read

Big Bang: Workout?

It said

Big Bang: Whodunit?

Oh yes, DVD available now, only $24.99 right now

 

[SalixIncendium]

Not technically a misread of the title, but I swear when reading this...

COL 2:16 And The Sabbath - Are You Being Told The Truth?

I saw 'Colonel Sanders' in the title.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Not technically a misread of the title, but I swear when reading this...

COL 2:16 And The Sabbath - Are You Being Told The Truth?

I saw 'Colonel Sanders' in the title.

In retrospect, I probably was scanning the new threads and my brain somehow mashed these up.

 

[Howard Is]

Do you believe in purging ?

(purgatory)

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I read:

Should Bernie Sanders be holding a police officer

It said:

Should Bernie Sanders be holding a political office

 

[Revoltingest]

Trumps whale -- beached
was actually...
Trumps wall -- breached