Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Revoltingest]

Quite often, I'll look at a title & instead of seeing what's there I'll see something else.
Example:
What's there: The good news of the Kingdom of God
What I read: The good news of the Klingon God

Even after I know what it really is, I still see "Klingon".

 

[Kilgore Trout]

What does this have to do with misplaced titties?

 

[Revoltingest]

Everything!

 

[Ouroboros]

What does this have to do with misplaced titties?

That's what I was thinking too.

 

[Revoltingest]

PaRDners and Bul*******

 

[Amechania]

"How is free willy possibly without a soul?"

 

[Amechania]

"If I masturbate will you go to hell?"

 

[sun rise]

Miss Read? I don't think I know her.

 

[ChristineES]

Quite often, I'll look at a title & instead of seeing what's there I'll see something else.
Example:
What's there: The good news of the Kingdom of God
What I read: The good news of the Klingon God

Even after I know what it really is, I still see "Klingon".

I don't just misread titles, I misread posts.

And I don't appreciate you calling me a Klingon.

 

[jimniki]

I don't misread titles, but sometimes when the little voice in my head does, it comes out funny.
Yesterday, I read a reply where the poster "spoke" in a cockney accent.

The little voice in my head started out in cockney, by halfway, it was sounding like that old bloke from on the busses and by the end it was the p00f from some mothers do have them!

I hate it when that little voice does that to me...
But I am still waiting for it to say something divine!

 

[McBell]

What does this have to do with misplaced titties?

How in the world do you misplace your titties?

 

[Revoltingest]

"Back Massage By Walter Remine"

 

[savagewind]

I don't misread titles, but sometimes when the little voice in my head does, it comes out funny.
Yesterday, I read a reply where the poster "spoke" in a cockney accent.

The little voice in my head started out in cockney, by halfway, it was sounding like that old bloke from on the busses and by the end it was the p00f from some mothers do have them!

I hate it when that little voice does that to me...
But I am still waiting for it to say something divine!

LOL. I have to go read your other posts now! Golden!

 

[Ouroboros]

"Why is Walter Wet?"

Who's Walter?

 

[Revoltingest]

Free will: Augustine vs Pegasus

 

[ChristineES]

Free will: Augustine vs Pegasus

You're trying to prove Pegasus really existed?

 

[Revoltingest]

You're trying to prove Pegasus really existed?

Sounds more like a wrestling match.

 

[Revoltingest]

Taoist AND Deist looks like....

Toast AND Deist

 

[Quagmire]

I almost never mislead turtles.

 

[Revoltingest]

I almost never mislead turtles.

Good!
Turtles are unforgiving critters.