Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Wu Wei]

I read

Shoulder bad, religion be tolerated.

It said

Should bad religion be tolerated?

And now

I read

Men transition from the Church or the Word of God - Who do you believe and follow?

It said

Man made traditions from the Church or the Word of God - Who do you believe and follow?

 

[Wu Wei]

Apparently I'm on a roll today...which means...time to log off and put in some eye drops

I read

Theory in China

It said

Theory in Crisis

 

[ChristineM]

I read

What God Needs For Incineration Of Avatar

It read

What God Needs For Incarnation Or Avatar

 

[ChristineM]

Then i read

What does the Bible say about the movies?

It read

Why does the Bible say that the sun moves?

 

[ChristineM]

I read

Do Bible And Conan Present A Sadistic God?

It read

Do Bible And Coran Present A Sadistic God?

 

[Wu Wei]

Very first thing I read this morning in new posts...and for a second there I thought I would have to mount a MAJOR protest.....

I read

Should bear religion be tolerated?

It said

Should bad religion be tolerated?

and I then read

What Religion Does Trump Have In the Impeachment Process?

It actually said

What Rights Does Trump Have In the Impeachment Process?

Yup....I'm logging off for a bit......I shall return with the eyes start working

 

[ChristineM]

It was two,one above the other on the new posts page

Happy Birthday Gentoo!

The Bible's God and Satan. Which one is more evil?


I read it as

Happy Birthday God and Satan. Which one is more evil?

 

[ChristineM]

I read

Coming Out As A Dentist

It read

Coming Out As A Deist

Need a break. Going to start making dinner

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read

Coming Out As A Dentist

It read

Coming Out As A Deist

Need a break. Going to start making dinner

yeah, saw that one, too! Great minds misread alike!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

D'oh! my AI isn't working!

It said:

Oh dear, my AI isn't working!

 

[ChristineM]

I read

Driving can be the most beautful moment in life.

It read

Giving can be the most beautful moment in life.

 

[ChristineM]

Ha, ha, i just read

@Revoltingest appointed to White House staff

Instead of

Televangelist appointed to White House staff

 

[Revoltingest]

Ha, ha, i just read

@Revoltingest appointed to White House staff

Instead of

Televangelist appointed to White House staff

Where is that <Atrocious!> frubal when I need it?

 

[ChristineM]

Where is that <Atrocious!> frubal when I need it?

There are so many emotions that require a frubal, it was only yesterday that I mentioned this lack to a staff member. He gave me a funny frubal.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Coming out as a Deist

read as:

Coming out of a Diet

 

[Wu Wei]

OK, I did not read this wrong, but I do think the math is wrong

It is

awe + amazement = pantheism

Should be

awe + amazement = aweamazement

 

[ChristineM]

OK, I did not read this wrong, but I do think the math is wrong

It is

awe + amazement = pantheism

Should be

awe + amazement = aweamazement

Spelling and maths only works for algebra

 

[Wu Wei]

Spelling and maths only works for algebra

You mean it wasn't algebra!? It was letters and mathematical symbols...

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

TIGGER WARNING! Are Religions Extended Phenotypes?

It said

TRIGGER WARNING! Are Religions Extended Phenotypes?

 

[ChristineM]

You mean it wasn't algebra!? It was letters and mathematical symbols...

Dont think so, the variables are too long