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Who Else Misreads Titles?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Revoltingest, Jun 13, 2014.

  1. YmirGF

    YmirGF Bodhisattva

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    OK. I burst out laughing over the highlighted part!

    Just saw:
    Explain to me why god is real using farts

    instead of

    Explain to me why god is real using facts


    (I thought, Now there is a topic that could raise a stink!)
     
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  2. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I thought i read

    Report Calls For Armchair Teaching and More Security

    In real life it was

    Report Calls For Arming Teachers and More Security
     
  3. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    That's it...I'm logging off for awhile

    I read

    Secure the bladder

    It said

    Secure the border
     
  4. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium अहम् ब्रह्मास्मि
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    Syria troops circus

    ...wait...​

    Syria troops circus

    ...hang on...​

    Syria troops circus

    ...was really...​

     
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  5. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I read
    End Humiliation Crisis with Bolder Secure Brassier

    It read
    End Humanitarian Crisis w/Border Security Barrier!
     
  6. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    another of those times when I think it is best to log off and back away

    I read

    Against Scientific Mathematicism

    It said

    Against Scientific Materialism
     
  7. beenherebeforeagain

    beenherebeforeagain Rogue Animist
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    secure the blabber

    Secure the blubber
     
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  8. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    I read

    CA Pot Cake Down Due To Illegal Market and Other Problems.

    It said

    CA Pot Taxes Down Due To Illegal Market and Other Problems.
     
  9. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I have seen this one several times and each one is different

    Fear of Death Fuels Religion

    Has been

    Feel deep fuel relations

    Feel deep duel religion

    Fear fossil fuel rebellion

    Fear dearth of fuel retribution

    And probably a few more i cant recall.
     
  10. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    I once saw

    Fear of Death Fools Religion
     
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  11. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Been there, done that, it was one of the forgotten ones. 'Great minds think alike' eh Or is it the other one, 'fools seldom differ'?

    I am used to misreading sentences. Often they dont make sense at first glance but sometimes there are hilarious results and they stick in my mind for next time i see the sentence. So its odd how this one keeps changing
     
  12. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    I have had that happen, also read it right the first time and later read it wrong
     
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  13. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    I like this version.....
    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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  15. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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  16. beenherebeforeagain

    beenherebeforeagain Rogue Animist
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  17. ChristineM

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    Last night just before i zonked out to thump out some well earnrd ZZZzzzd's saw it as :-

    My Purpose Wins The Situation
     
  18. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    That ae/ea got me

    I read

    Problems with Realism part 1of 3

    It was

    Problems with Raelism part 1of 3

    Probably because i had never heard of Raelism
     
  19. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    And Mr @Revoltingest what is the idea of

    Bad*** Is One Year Older! ???

    Ok it raelly !-) was

    Baladas Is One Year Older!
     
  20. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    There are some strange monikers on RF.
    Mine is one of the few normal ones.
     
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