Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Wu Wei]

I no longer understand my brain...I have no idea where it comes up with stuff like this

I read

Is sophistry mere imagination?

it said

Is philosophy mere imagination?

 

[ChristineM]

Thoughts on the Fall of the Taliban

Was

Thoughts on the Fall of Adam

 

[Wu Wei]

I was just listening to ZZ Top, I'm tired, my eyes are dry and in need of eye drops... and that is my excuse and I'm sticking with it, because this is the worst misread yet

I read

Jesus Just Left Chicago

It said

So Jesus is not God?

 

[ChristineM]

I was just listening to ZZ Top, I'm tired, my eyes are dry and in need of eye drops... and that is my excuse and I'm sticking with it, because this is the worst misread yet

I read

Jesus Just Left Chicago

It said

So Jesus is not God?

ZZ Top can do that. I hope you had a good nights sleep and your eyes are fully recovered

 

[ChristineM]

I read

Being Objective In Prison

It was

Being Objective In Religion

 

[ChristineM]

Todays visual catastrophe was

Pyromania and Hindu medication

Which really read

Pranayama and Hindu meditation

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

(On the news) I read:

'Super blonde wolf moon'...

It said:

'Super blood wolf moon' kicks off super year for eclipses

 

[ChristineM]

I read
G-d is an anagram: The royal 'We'

It read
G-d is androgynous: The royal 'We'

 

[Wu Wei]

I had to read this several times to make sure I was not reading it incorrectly...and much to my surprise I wasn't

I swear to god that i'm a non believer

Am I the only one who sees the irony in that title?

 

[Revoltingest]

I had to read this several times to make sure I was not reading it incorrectly...and much to my surprise I wasn't

I swear to god that i'm a non believer

Am I the only one who sees the irony in that title?

Clearly, it's a joke.

 

[Revoltingest]

Salmonella Temple
was actually.....
Sabarimala Temple

 

[Revoltingest]

Gravity not Good
was actually...
Gravity not God

What a relief to discover my error.
I like gravity.
It keeps me from floating away.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Gravity not Good
was actually...
Gravity not God

What a relief to discover my error.
I like gravity.
It keeps me from floating away.

Gratuity is not good...

 

[ChristineM]

I had to read this several times to make sure I was not reading it incorrectly...and much to my surprise I wasn't

I swear to god that i'm a non believer

Am I the only one who sees the irony in that title?

No and i wrote (tongue in cheek) it but i am proud to have made this hallowed thread

 

[ChristineM]

Gratuity is not good...

Gravy is Not Good

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Do you have a problem with Infirmity?

Then:

Do you have a problem with Incongruity?

Do you have a problem with Incompetence?

Do you have a problem with Impotency?

It said:

Do You Have a Problem with Infinity?

 

[Revoltingest]

On the Ineffectiveness of Bladder Walls
was actually....
On the Ineffectiveness of Border Walls

 

[Revoltingest]

Every Jew & Jesus is Radioactive Ontology.
was actually....
Every Jew is Jesus: Retroactive Ontology.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Every Jew & Jesus is Radioactive Ontology.
was actually....
Every Jew is Jesus: Retroactive Ontology.

I originally read the title correctly on the forum list, but as you wrote it here, I read "Radioactive Oncology."

 

[Revoltingest]

I originally read the title correctly on the forum list, but as you wrote it here, I read "Radioactive Oncology."

Yours is better.