Your stomach rumbles.
Its late, and you're not feeling up to preparing a large meal. But, you remember, there's some leftover casserole(or other baked dish) in the fridge. You decide you'll reheat a bit of that. You open the fridge door, and as the light illuminates your face you see...
Some *** has picked all the topping off of it.
You know, the crispy stuff. The stuff where all the flavor is. Whether its cheese, bread crumbs, or tomatoes roasted to perfection, we all know that's the good stuff.
Your instincts tell you to call the police, to alert someone of this tragedy. But, there's no point.
Its not illegal to pick all the good stuff off of one's food and leave the next turd with the 'understuff'.
But it should be, damn it.
What do you think should be written into law?
(Please note this thread is in the jokes forum!)
Its late, and you're not feeling up to preparing a large meal. But, you remember, there's some leftover casserole(or other baked dish) in the fridge. You decide you'll reheat a bit of that. You open the fridge door, and as the light illuminates your face you see...
Some *** has picked all the topping off of it.
You know, the crispy stuff. The stuff where all the flavor is. Whether its cheese, bread crumbs, or tomatoes roasted to perfection, we all know that's the good stuff.
Your instincts tell you to call the police, to alert someone of this tragedy. But, there's no point.
Its not illegal to pick all the good stuff off of one's food and leave the next turd with the 'understuff'.
But it should be, damn it.
What do you think should be written into law?
(Please note this thread is in the jokes forum!)
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