Things That Aren't Illegal But Should Be

[Brickjectivity]

Movie previews should be outlawed. I know this is a controversial law, but I have Science to back up my opinion. Previews reveal the plot sometimes (or in the case of Steven Spielberg) all of the time. They show you the crisis, the action, the locations, the weapons, the heartbreaks, the joys....its like...

I lost the remote for my player, and I checked out a redbox. All I can see are the previews. The movie won't play. First it forces me to play a lot of stupid previews, and then it sits in a loop waiting for me to find the remote. The player has a play button, but the design of the DVD thing won't start the movie from that. They hate me. They hate us. All of us! Its the only explanation! I paid for a movie, not for a bunch of previews.

 

[John53]

Movie previews should be outlawed. I know this is a controversial law, but I have Science to back up my opinion. Previews reveal the plot sometimes (or in the case of Steven Spielberg) all of the time. They show you the crisis, the action, the locations, the weapons, the heartbreaks, the joys....its like...

I lost the remote for my player, and I checked out a redbox. All I can see are the previews. The movie won't play. First it forces me to play a lot of stupid previews, and then it sits in a loop waiting for me to find the remote. The player has a play button, but the design of the DVD thing won't start the movie from that. They hate me. They hate us. All of us! Its the only explanation!

I find with most comedies that once you've seen the preview you've seen all the funny parts in the movie.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I find with most comedies that once you've seen the preview you've seen all the funny parts in the movie.

That's bad writing. It wouldn't happen with something like Shakespeare.

 

[JustGeorge]

People who say "I don't want anything, I'll just have a bite of yours". (By people I mean my wife).

That's a call to war...

I had a friend who would do that. I bought her meal. She turned down the side of fries. I didn't. I asked if she was sure, it was no trouble. She declined. When the food came, she started stealing my fries. I again, offered to buy her her own. She declined. Started taking mine again. I shouted for the waiter, and indicated loudly we needed another side of fries. She was quite embarrassed.

I wanted my fries.

 

[John53]

That's bad writing. It wouldn't happen with something like Shakespeare.

That's because other than his occasional use of the word strumpet there's no funny lines in Shakespeare.

 

[John53]

That's a call to war...

I had a friend who would do that. I bought her meal. She turned down the side of fries. I didn't. I asked if she was sure, it was no trouble. She declined. When the food came, she started stealing my fries. I again, offered to buy her her own. She declined. Started taking mine again. I shouted for the waiter, and indicated loudly we needed another side of fries. She was quite embarrassed.

I wanted my fries.

My wife is always doing it then at the end of the day says she's had nothing to eat all day.

 

[JustGeorge]

My wife is always doing it then at the end of the day says she's had nothing to eat all day.

I'd be tempted to throw a pie in her face.

 

[John53]

I'd be tempted to throw a pie in her face.

I'm not that brave.

 

[mangalavara]

Pineapple or similar fruit on pizza.
It should be a federal crime.

Last week, I tried pineapple on pizza for the very first time in my life. It really wasn't bad.

People who park their supermarket trolley on one side of the aisle and stand on the other side reading labels and blocking the whole aisle.

Such people are either oblivious or intentionally inconsiderate.

We'll just settle on people trying to scam people out of money on dating sites...

Ah, so now you deny gender. Sicko.

 

[Brickjectivity]

That's because other than his occasional use of the word strumpet there's no funny lines in Shakespeare.

Yeah he totally sucks.