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The world is ending today!!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Subduction Zone, Apr 23, 2019.

  1. Subduction Zone

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  2. Estro Felino

    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    here in the old continent it's the 24th already:p
     
  3. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Libertarian Capitalist Atheist Bokononist
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    I guess that we should be saying goodbye to you now.
     
  4. Subduction Zone

    Subduction Zone Veteran Member

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    That means that you are a ghost:eek:
     
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  5. Estro Felino

    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    yeah...I'm already in the hereafter:p
     
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  6. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    So they have internet?
     
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  7. Estro Felino

    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    sure...since Dante :p
     
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  8. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

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    God's just going to have to accept I'm getting used to California, and he can this Rapture thingy, but I expect my breaks while it's all going down.
     
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  9. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
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    Are they sure it is the Rapture and not just everybody that was celebrating 420, just now getting the munchies?
     
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    There have been many predictions of the rapture by many groups... interestingly predictions gone wrong doesn't usually dissuade many people
     
  11. dingdao

    dingdao The eternal Tao cannot be told - Tao Te Ching

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    Rapture - isn't that the end of great sex?
     
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  12. Shadow Wolf

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    Nah. That rapture was on a great purple haze and all adherents rejoiced as they kissed the sky. And they were polite enough to say "excuse me" before they did it. None of this *poof* everyone is gone and cars are crashing and planes are falling out of the sky.
     
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  13. Shadow Wolf

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    For those unfortunately raptured.
     
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    I thought it was a song by Blondie, although maybe we're talking about the same thing.
     
  15. dingdao

    dingdao The eternal Tao cannot be told - Tao Te Ching

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    I don't know... Debra Harry was seeing aliens.
     
  16. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    Don't worry. California is exempt. We'll all be saved by chanting "OM".
     
  17. Shadow Wolf

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    And while the natives chant I'll negotiate with god that he's got a ton of heathens over in Indiana he needs to punish because they are very abusive towards him/his son the way they treat others, saving this awesome state from the Rapture. And if that fails I'll just shank him. I am starting to actually think of a place as being home in a sense that is more than a place where I sleep and write and my address down, so on second thought god can't go about his rapture business. He can have the general brain rot, celebrity worship and vanity cesspool that is the area north of LA, but the rest of the state god will have to go through me and my smog-filled lungs first.
     
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    Not again!
     
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    SalixIncendium Resident Hermit
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    Forget the apologies and telling people you love them. Unless you've gotten yours installed, you're not ready!!

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  20. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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