The world is ending today!!

[Subduction Zone]

Hurry, hurry. is there anyone that you need to apologize to? Anyone that you need to tell that you love? Heck no, we know it is all about revenge. Time to wreak havoc while you still can:

Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

 

[Estro Felino]

here in the old continent it's the 24th already

 

[Revoltingest]

here in the old continent it's the 24th already

I guess that we should be saying goodbye to you now.

 

[Subduction Zone]

here in the old continent it's the 24th already

That means that you are a ghost

 

[Estro Felino]

I guess that we should be saying goodbye to you now.

yeah...I'm already in the hereafter

 

[Quagmire]

yeah...I'm already in the hereafter

So they have internet?

 

[Estro Felino]

So they have internet?

sure...since Dante

 

[Shadow Wolf]

God's just going to have to accept I'm getting used to California, and he can this Rapture thingy, but I expect my breaks while it's all going down.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Hurry, hurry. is there anyone that you need to apologize to? Anyone that you need to tell that you love? Heck no, we know it is all about revenge. Time to wreak havoc while you still can:

Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

Are they sure it is the Rapture and not just everybody that was celebrating 420, just now getting the munchies?

 

[whirlingmerc]

Are they sure it is the Rapture and not just everybody that was celebrating 420, just now getting the munchies?

There have been many predictions of the rapture by many groups... interestingly predictions gone wrong doesn't usually dissuade many people

 

[dingdao]

Rapture - isn't that the end of great sex?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Are they sure it is the Rapture and not just everybody that was celebrating 420, just now getting the munchies?

Nah. That rapture was on a great purple haze and all adherents rejoiced as they kissed the sky. And they were polite enough to say "excuse me" before they did it. None of this *poof* everyone is gone and cars are crashing and planes are falling out of the sky.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Rapture - isn't that the end of great sex?

For those unfortunately raptured.

 

[Stevicus]

Rapture - isn't that the end of great sex?

I thought it was a song by Blondie, although maybe we're talking about the same thing.

 

[dingdao]

I thought it was a song by Blondie, although maybe we're talking about the same thing.

I don't know... Debra Harry was seeing aliens.

 

[sun rise]

God's just going to have to accept I'm getting used to California, and he can this Rapture thingy, but I expect my breaks while it's all going down.

Don't worry. California is exempt. We'll all be saved by chanting "OM".

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Don't worry. California is exempt. We'll all be saved by chanting "OM".

And while the natives chant I'll negotiate with god that he's got a ton of heathens over in Indiana he needs to punish because they are very abusive towards him/his son the way they treat others, saving this awesome state from the Rapture. And if that fails I'll just shank him. I am starting to actually think of a place as being home in a sense that is more than a place where I sleep and write and my address down, so on second thought god can't go about his rapture business. He can have the general brain rot, celebrity worship and vanity cesspool that is the area north of LA, but the rest of the state god will have to go through me and my smog-filled lungs first.

 

[Altfish]

Not again!

 

[SalixIncendium]

Forget the apologies and telling people you love them. Unless you've gotten yours installed, you're not ready!!

 

[ChristineM]

Hurry, hurry. is there anyone that you need to apologize to? Anyone that you need to tell that you love? Heck no, we know it is all about revenge. Time to wreak havoc while you still can:

Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

It's wrong again, the 24th where i am and we are still here.