Rick O'Shez
Irishman bouncing off walls
Guinness is now the new global religion, which means your religion or world-view is part of Guinness whether you like it or not. You don't have to drink Guinness, just worship it, though ultimate mystical union is much quicker if you imbibe this wondrous liquid.
You may still use terms like God, Cod, Brahman, Tao, Pooh, Nirvana ( nice band ), Ultimate Absolute Cosmic Reality, Saint Dawkins, etc, but these will now be need to be viewed through the megaphysical lens of Guinness, or through the bottom of a glass darkly or whatever. Aspects of your personal religion are currently being redefined and adapted to fit in with the sublime smooth tenets of Guinness, we might have to bash them about a lot to make them fit, but don't worry, it will be easier for you in the long run. Guinness is both a replacement and tranquilising pathology, so don't worry your pretty little heads about any of that.
Guinness is good for you!
You may still use terms like God, Cod, Brahman, Tao, Pooh, Nirvana ( nice band ), Ultimate Absolute Cosmic Reality, Saint Dawkins, etc, but these will now be need to be viewed through the megaphysical lens of Guinness, or through the bottom of a glass darkly or whatever. Aspects of your personal religion are currently being redefined and adapted to fit in with the sublime smooth tenets of Guinness, we might have to bash them about a lot to make them fit, but don't worry, it will be easier for you in the long run. Guinness is both a replacement and tranquilising pathology, so don't worry your pretty little heads about any of that.
Guinness is good for you!
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