He scares Meow Mix, and that's not easy.
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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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If he were any smarter we could stop watering him 3 times a week.
He's stingy with water.
He starred in the film Ninth Configuration, but he didn't know that he was on the cast.
Is jealous of my acting career.
He's jealous of lobsters, because they don't have to think and because its OK for them to be cowards.
Orders wine in a restaurant by yelling....
"Give me some fresh wine! None of that old stuff."
"Give me some fresh wine! None of that old stuff."
His honesty is paradoxically responsible for giving him a reputation as a liar.
He believes everyone is too tall, not that he is abnormally short. Its his point of view.
DavidFirth
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She believes everyone else is wrong and she's right when she's wrong and everyone else is right.
Hates bunny rabbits and in the leakier sections of his trailer home breeds them in an attempt to produce one that can apologize for the wrongs done to him by one enormous rabbit one time.
Often spends hours watching TV...with it turned off.