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Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Revoltingest, Sep 17, 2015.

  1. Brickjectivity

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    a tough nut to crack
     
  2. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Roses are red.
    Walnuts are black.
    He smokes the latter.
    Says it's like crack.
     
  3. Brickjectivity

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    Hoses are green
    diamonds are blue
    even ketchup
    couldn't give taste to you
     
  4. Meow Mix

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    They think hockey is a real sport *chortle*
     
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  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Her favorite spectator sport is Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

    Roses are red
    Your hemorrhoids too
    Thus you're renamed
    Edgar Allen Poo
     
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  6. Brickjectivity

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    This person just cannot find a pier short enough for their long strolls.
     
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  7. Brickjectivity

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    Shut your bacon hole.
     
  8. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Steals others words and changes them just a little thinking they will not notice his plagiarism..... so shut your pie hole you plagiarist you
     
  9. Revoltingest

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    I'd call you a "fabulist", but you'd get all excited over being called "fabulous".
     
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  10. Brickjectivity

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    He thinks insult is a sport, because his parents used to practice on him in front of his friends.
     
  11. Wirey

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    Picked last for a team on Family Feud.
     
  12. Revoltingest

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    He invented those commercials where some woman pours a blue liquid on personal products.
     
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    Remember the "It's 11:00 o'clock, do you know where your children are?" commercials? He starred in the one where they say "It's 11:00 o'clock, do you know what time it is?"
     
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    He's jealous of the residuals I still get from those commercials.
    It's why I don't need to work anymore!
     
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    Why do mosquitoes always buzz in people's ears?
     
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    His parents were too poor to buy him an ant farm.
    So he started a mosquito ranch.
    He was no good at herding them, & was nearly crushed in a stampede.
     
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  17. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Keeps a flea circus..... in his clothes
     
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  18. Revoltingest

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    He stages numerous noisy protests against my circus, claiming that the fleas shouldn't be exploited
    for human amusement. Give it a rest, Booboo.....everyone is tired of hearing "Free the fleas!", &
    especially "Fleas are people too!".
     
  19. Wu Wei

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    Even his fleas are disgusted by his personal hygiene issues
     
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    His secret shameful passion is reading bodice rippers.
     
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