Insult The Poster Before You!

[Brickjectivity]

He scares Meow Mix, and that's not easy.

 

[Revoltingest]

Every time @Meow Mix shows up, he sings the Meow Mix song.
That is micro-aggression!
And you stole that bit from me!

 

[Brickjectivity]

If he were any smarter we could stop watering him 3 times a week.

 

[Revoltingest]

He's stingy with water.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He starred in the film Ninth Configuration, but he didn't know that he was on the cast.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is jealous of my acting career.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He's jealous of lobsters, because they don't have to think and because its OK for them to be cowards.

 

[Thief]

jealous of lobsters.....

they look better

 

[Wu Wei]

Is a sad sad sad and lonely ninjer

 

[Revoltingest]

Orders wine in a restaurant by yelling....
"Give me some fresh wine! None of that old stuff."

 

[Wu Wei]

whines loudly in restaurants every time the present him with the bill

 

[Thief]

they won't let him IN the restaurant

He looks bad
smells bad
and the other patrons would likely leave

 

[Brickjectivity]

His honesty is paradoxically responsible for giving him a reputation as a liar.

 

[Thief]

people should believe everything I say

but the world is full of .......idiots

 

[Brickjectivity]

He believes everyone is too tall, not that he is abnormally short. Its his point of view.

 

[DavidFirth]

She believes everyone else is wrong and she's right when she's wrong and everyone else is right.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Hates bunny rabbits and in the leakier sections of his trailer home breeds them in an attempt to produce one that can apologize for the wrongs done to him by one enormous rabbit one time.

 

[Thief]

has an ocd about that old black and white movie with James Stewart

 

[Revoltingest]

Often spends hours watching TV...with it turned off.

 

[Thief]

and so what!...if I do

it's better than puffing up whoopee cushions trying to pass out