Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I hear that not only do you eat steak,
but you put bacon on yours.
Nope...that is definitely an outrageous lie
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I hear that not only do you eat steak,
but you put bacon on yours.
I was going to steal it, but you weren't wearing it when I found you grilling.
I know that you eat more than just eggs.I was frying eggs...note the frying pan
I know that you eat more than just eggs.
But this is when my surveillance team snapped the pic.
Well, cows would eat you...if you wereYes I do eat more than eggs..... however I don't eat steak or bacon...or any beef for that matter
OMG! How the hell am I suppose to unpicture that?And if I cooked for you, you would bow down and worship me!
Puncture both sides liberally with fork. Brush with a reasonably good red wine. Grill to taste.Simple question for those non veggie cooks, how do you cook steak.
Puncture both sides liberally with fork. Brush with a reasonably good red wine. Grill to taste.
Well, cows would eat you...if you were
chopped up, & put into their feed.
So how about a little reciprocity, eh.
If you're gonna do that quit the pepper and a give it some real heat and flavor. A habanero Caribbean Jerk rub, for example. A good show to make you think of Rammstein followed by a tasty, dopamine inducing "burn" in the mouth.Flame thrower. What else would I use?
First, I kill a cow with a bolt thrower, preferably a Roman style ballista for the size. Then I season with salt, pepper, oil and onion. Then...out comes the flame thrower!
Flame thrower. What else would I use?
First, I kill a cow with a bolt thrower, preferably a Roman style ballista for the size. Then I season with salt, pepper, oil and onion. Then...out comes the flame thrower!
Huh? I did say "liberally".Puncture both sides liberally with fork. Brush with a reasonably good red wine. Grill to taste.<yawn> ignore </yawn>