Skwim
Veteran Member
.
News items from the
______________March 17
Christian Activist: God Didn’t Tell Me About the Coronavirus, So We’ll Be Okay!
Christian Blogger: COVID-19 is God’s Way of Making Moms Homeschool Their Kids
Scamvangelist: God Told Me Christians Have “Overwhelmed” Coronavirus with Prayer
An Alabama Pastor Invited Coronavirus-Infected People to Church for Oil & Prayer
______________March 16
Trump-Supporting Pastor Mocks Church Members Who Skipped Service Due to COVID-19
Ignoring COVID-19, the Falwells’ Church Held a Huge Conference on Saturday
______________March 15
Archbishop: Drinking Holy Water is Fine Since “Christ Does Not Spread Germs”
Pastor: We’re Never Closing Church Because We’re Not Raising “Pansies” in Here
Falwell Won’t Close Liberty U., Says COVID-19 Is Just an “Attempt to Get Trump”
Ark Encounter and the Creation Museum Refuse to Close During Coronavirus Scare (March 15)
Ark Encounter and the Creation Museum Will Now Close Due to Coronavirus Scare (March 16)
Church Sets Attendance Goal of “AT LEAST 250 People” Despite Coronavirus Scare
______________March 14
Christian Mommy Blogger: Abortion and Being Trans Are Worse Than Coronavirus
“Messianic Communicator” Claims Religious Freedom in China Will Cure Coronavirus
Self-Described “Prophet” (Two Weeks Ago): The “Tide is Turning” on Coronavirus
Australian Pastor: The “Blood of Jesus” Will Protect My Church from Coronavirus
______________March 13
In Wake of Pandemic He Made Worse, Trump Calls for “National Day of Prayer”
Pastor: Coronavirus is Satan’s Way of Killing Old People So Socialism Can Thrive
Jerry Falwell, Jr. Falsely Claims Coronavirus May Be a North Korean Bioweapon
______________March 12
Pastor: Churches That Close Due to Coronavirus Are Run by Neutered “Pansies”
Christian Leader: Not Accepting Jesus is “a Sickness Far Worse Than Coronavirus”[/ur l]
Televangelist: Touch My Oily Hand Through the TV and I’ll Cure Your Coronavirus
Church of Cyprus: God Would Never Let Coronavirus Spread via Communion
______________March 11
Christian Activist: “Testifying Against Hillary” is Deadlier Than Coronavirus
Preacher: If Non-Christians Spread Coronavirus at My Events, I’ll Get Blamed
Filipino Catholics Won’t Conduct Ritual Crucifixions Due to Coronavirus
______________March 10
Missouri AG Sues Televangelist Jim Bakker for Selling Fake Coronavirus Cure
Catholic Leader: If We Cancel Mass Due to Coronavirus, We’ve “Lost Our Courage”
______________March 9
Orthodox Israeli Rabbi Claims Coronavirus is God’s Revenge for Gay Pride Parades
______________March 7
Right-Wing Pastor: God Sent Us Coronavirus Because of Homosexuality
______________March 6
Cindy Jacobs: I Declare the Coronavirus “Illegal” in God’s Name
French Catholic Shrine’s “Healing” Waters Shut Down Due To Coronavirus
______________March 5
New York AG to Jim Bakker: Stop Saying Your “Silver Solution” Cures Coronavirus
Catholic Churches Are Removing Holy Water Out of Fear of Spreading Coronavirus
______________March 4
Brazilian Church Investigated for Offering “Consecrated Oil” to Stop Coronavirus
South Korean Mayor Sues Coronavirus-Spreading Church for “Murder”
______________March 3
New Zealand Pastor Blames Coronavirus on Airborne Demons Controlled by Satan
Cindy Jacobs: God Told Me to Hold a “Global Day of Prayer” Against Coronavirus
Pastor: We’ll Be “Minimally Affected by Coronavirus” Because Trump is Pro-Israel
Pat Robertson: People With a Healthy Gut “Don’t Have to Worry About Coronavirus”
______________March 1
Christian Minister: God Showed Me “the End of the Coronavirus”
______________February 29
Here’s a Picture of Mike Pence’s Team Attempting to Pray Away Coronavirus
______________February 27
Pastor: I Will Stop Coronavirus… But Only Within the Borders of the U.S.
______________February 26
Christian Preacher: God Must Stop Coronavirus Through “Supernatural Inoculation”
______________February 25
Rick Wiles: The Coronavirus Crisis Will End if China Accepts Jesus
______________February 24
Indonesia Will “Rely on the Almighty” to Fight Coronavirus, Health Minister Says
______________February 22
Jim Bakker: My Venereal Disease Gel Was Practically Created by God in Heaven
Yeah, I know this has nothing to do with the coronavirus, but it's just too ridiculous to leave out.
.
News items from the
on a few Christian perspectives of the Coronavirus.
______________March 17
Christian Activist: God Didn’t Tell Me About the Coronavirus, So We’ll Be Okay!
Christian Blogger: COVID-19 is God’s Way of Making Moms Homeschool Their Kids
Scamvangelist: God Told Me Christians Have “Overwhelmed” Coronavirus with Prayer
An Alabama Pastor Invited Coronavirus-Infected People to Church for Oil & Prayer
______________March 16
Trump-Supporting Pastor Mocks Church Members Who Skipped Service Due to COVID-19
Ignoring COVID-19, the Falwells’ Church Held a Huge Conference on Saturday
______________March 15
Archbishop: Drinking Holy Water is Fine Since “Christ Does Not Spread Germs”
Pastor: We’re Never Closing Church Because We’re Not Raising “Pansies” in Here
Falwell Won’t Close Liberty U., Says COVID-19 Is Just an “Attempt to Get Trump”
Ark Encounter and the Creation Museum Refuse to Close During Coronavirus Scare (March 15)
Ark Encounter and the Creation Museum Will Now Close Due to Coronavirus Scare (March 16)
Church Sets Attendance Goal of “AT LEAST 250 People” Despite Coronavirus Scare
______________March 14
Christian Mommy Blogger: Abortion and Being Trans Are Worse Than Coronavirus
“Messianic Communicator” Claims Religious Freedom in China Will Cure Coronavirus
Self-Described “Prophet” (Two Weeks Ago): The “Tide is Turning” on Coronavirus
Australian Pastor: The “Blood of Jesus” Will Protect My Church from Coronavirus
______________March 13
In Wake of Pandemic He Made Worse, Trump Calls for “National Day of Prayer”
Pastor: Coronavirus is Satan’s Way of Killing Old People So Socialism Can Thrive
Jerry Falwell, Jr. Falsely Claims Coronavirus May Be a North Korean Bioweapon
______________March 12
Pastor: Churches That Close Due to Coronavirus Are Run by Neutered “Pansies”
Christian Leader: Not Accepting Jesus is “a Sickness Far Worse Than Coronavirus”[/ur l]
Televangelist: Touch My Oily Hand Through the TV and I’ll Cure Your Coronavirus
Church of Cyprus: God Would Never Let Coronavirus Spread via Communion
______________March 11
Christian Activist: “Testifying Against Hillary” is Deadlier Than Coronavirus
Preacher: If Non-Christians Spread Coronavirus at My Events, I’ll Get Blamed
Filipino Catholics Won’t Conduct Ritual Crucifixions Due to Coronavirus
______________March 10
Missouri AG Sues Televangelist Jim Bakker for Selling Fake Coronavirus Cure
Catholic Leader: If We Cancel Mass Due to Coronavirus, We’ve “Lost Our Courage”
______________March 9
Orthodox Israeli Rabbi Claims Coronavirus is God’s Revenge for Gay Pride Parades
______________March 7
Right-Wing Pastor: God Sent Us Coronavirus Because of Homosexuality
______________March 6
Cindy Jacobs: I Declare the Coronavirus “Illegal” in God’s Name
French Catholic Shrine’s “Healing” Waters Shut Down Due To Coronavirus
______________March 5
New York AG to Jim Bakker: Stop Saying Your “Silver Solution” Cures Coronavirus
Catholic Churches Are Removing Holy Water Out of Fear of Spreading Coronavirus
______________March 4
Brazilian Church Investigated for Offering “Consecrated Oil” to Stop Coronavirus
South Korean Mayor Sues Coronavirus-Spreading Church for “Murder”
______________March 3
New Zealand Pastor Blames Coronavirus on Airborne Demons Controlled by Satan
Cindy Jacobs: God Told Me to Hold a “Global Day of Prayer” Against Coronavirus
Pastor: We’ll Be “Minimally Affected by Coronavirus” Because Trump is Pro-Israel
Pat Robertson: People With a Healthy Gut “Don’t Have to Worry About Coronavirus”
______________March 1
Christian Minister: God Showed Me “the End of the Coronavirus”
______________February 29
Here’s a Picture of Mike Pence’s Team Attempting to Pray Away Coronavirus
______________February 27
Pastor: I Will Stop Coronavirus… But Only Within the Borders of the U.S.
______________February 26
Christian Preacher: God Must Stop Coronavirus Through “Supernatural Inoculation”
______________February 25
Rick Wiles: The Coronavirus Crisis Will End if China Accepts Jesus
______________February 24
Indonesia Will “Rely on the Almighty” to Fight Coronavirus, Health Minister Says
______________February 22
Jim Bakker: My Venereal Disease Gel Was Practically Created by God in Heaven
Yeah, I know this has nothing to do with the coronavirus, but it's just too ridiculous to leave out.
.
Last edited: