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Campaign to recognise the Universe is alive

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by The Emperor of Mankind, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. The Emperor of Mankind

    The Emperor of Mankind I poop out warp storms just coz...

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    I am today announcing the formation of a movement to peacefully campaign for the legal recognition that the Universe is alive & sentient in a way we cannot fully understand. This group will help raise awareness of this Universal sentience and campaign to ensure every facet of our Universe is afforded equal protection under national & international laws.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:

    Dark Matter Lives.

    :D
     
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  2. Rival

    Rival Noachide Fundamentalist Pro-Semite
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    This is a racist organisation. I'm going to my white space!
     
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  3. Quetzal

    Quetzal A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
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    Reported!!!

    Take em away, boys!

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  4. The Ragin Pagan

    The Ragin Pagan Мы дети Богов

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    I'm offended! All Matter Lives!
     
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  5. BSM1

    BSM1 Who's a good boy?

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    We're light years from reaching this goal.
     
  6. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Atheist Capitalist Libertarian Gearhead
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    I'm on board with your not understanding the universe.
    And it should be protected with the same rights as other more privileged universes.
     
  7. The Emperor of Mankind

    The Emperor of Mankind I poop out warp storms just coz...

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    Universal recognition means universal recognition!
     
  8. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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    The clearest evidence that the universe is both conscious and intelligent is that it doesn't try to talk to us.
     
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