Campaign to recognise the Universe is alive

[The Emperor of Mankind]

I am today announcing the formation of a movement to peacefully campaign for the legal recognition that the Universe is alive & sentient in a way we cannot fully understand. This group will help raise awareness of this Universal sentience and campaign to ensure every facet of our Universe is afforded equal protection under national & international laws.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:

Dark Matter Lives.

 

[Rival]

This is a racist organisation. I'm going to my white space!

 

[Quetzal]

Reported!!!

Take em away, boys!

 

[The Kilted Heathen]

I'm offended! All Matter Lives!

 

[BSM1]

We're light years from reaching this goal.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am today announcing the formation of a movement to peacefully campaign for the legal recognition that the Universe is alive & sentient in a way we cannot fully understand. This group will help raise awareness of this Universal sentience and campaign to ensure every facet of our Universe is afforded equal protection under national & international laws.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:

Dark Matter Lives.

I'm on board with your not understanding the universe.
And it should be protected with the same rights as other more privileged universes.

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

I'm on board with your not understanding the universe.
And it should be protected with the same rights as other more privileged universes.

Universal recognition means universal recognition!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

The clearest evidence that the universe is both conscious and intelligent is that it doesn't try to talk to us.