Atheism Proves Monkeys are Gay

[Viker]

Atheists are alien invasion perverts. Always trying to seduce real people.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Try it.
Push something, anything, off the edge of something and see what happens.

Yeah, so that was terrible advice. Now my baby is upset, and my wife is angry.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Atheists are alien invasion perverts. Always trying to seduce real people.

I feel like I'm not living upto my reputation.
I'm catching the train home...should I try flirting with whomever sits next to me?

 

[Viker]

I feel like I'm not living upto my reputation.
I'm catching the train home...should I try flirting with whomever sits next to me?

Ok.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Atheists are alien invasion perverts. Always trying to seduce real people.

Love dolls are almost real people and seduce pervert aliens who happen to be atheists.

 

[exchemist]

He's certainly a sociopath, regardless.

Part of the problem is he has no eyebrows.

But he's also a self-serving git, of course.

 

[Secret Chief]

I've always thought gay monkeys were gay.

You think only gay monkeys are gay? Sectionalist!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

You think only gay monkeys are gay? Sectionalist!

Well...I don't like to put monkeys in boxes. Heck,. Quite reluctant to refer to them as 'monkeys', but if that's how they self identify, I'm down with it.

 

[McBell]

Yeah, so that was terrible advice. Now my baby is upset, and my wife is angry.

I never made any claims that my advice is ever good advice...

 

[McBell]

I feel like I'm not living upto my reputation.
I'm catching the train home...should I try flirting with whomever sits next to me?

ONLY if it is a "real®" person...

 

[McBell]

Love dolls are almost real people and seduce pervert aliens who happen to be atheists.

That is interesting,
Though now I have to ask about hate dolls....

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I never made any claims that my advice is ever good advice...

Heh. Life's pretty boring if you only follow good advice anyway.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

ONLY if it is a "real®" person...

I couldn't tell, so I just watched an episode of Santa Clarita Diet instead.

 

[McBell]

I couldn't tell, so I just watched an episode of Santa Clarita Diet instead.

You could have asked

 

[lewisnotmiller]

You could have asked

Like a Turing Test?

*laughs*

Now I have a mental image in my head of me asking some poor fellow commuter if they're a real person, as I'm unsure whether I should be flirting with them.

 

[McBell]

Like a Turing Test?

*laughs*

Now I have a mental image in my head of me asking some poor fellow commuter if they're a real person, as I'm unsure whether I should be flirting with them.

OR...
You could just flirt with everyone in range and hope for the best....

 

[ChristineM]

The earth is flat because we can't go outside and see around it.

The flat earth society boasts member all over the globe

 

[ChristineM]

Oh! You were posting jokes. My bad. I didn't take them as jokes.
I already looked it up. You should know.

That's flat in 3 dimensions.

 

[Secret Chief]

Isn't the universe supposedly flat?

Is it? Has it had an accident? Or did God sit down?

 

[ChristineM]

Is it? Has it had an accident? Or did God sit down?

Actually yes it is measured to 5 decimal places of accuracy. Of course at higher accuracies is may deviate to become open or closed.

It's been meassured using a triangle between earth and 2 points on the cmb.

This means the universe is potentially infinite

Shape of the universe - Wikipedia