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Atheism Proves Monkeys are Gay

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Secret Chief, May 6, 2021.

  1. Secret Chief

    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    I'm determined to create a long-running thread. Post your most nonsensical ideas here.
     
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    Blue cheese is sentient.
     
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    Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard.:D
     
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    Ring doorbells are atheist
     
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    Ring doorbells prove monkeys are gay.
     
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    Gays prove atheists are monkeys.
     
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    A management software is a solution to all of your management responsibilities. When it comes to clinics, it can be said, that they can really use some help with their management.

    Because there are always loads of people waiting in line for their turn. A Management Software can help you get rid of this trouble easily. The software will let your clients make online appointments and keep them notified of their appointed time.

    This way, you will be able to deal with them easily and your clients will have to feel as less inconvenience as possible. The software also contains a lot more features than that.
    :confused:
     
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    Talking of true ones

    Bananananananas (easy to start, difficult to know when to stop) are berries
    Strawberries are not berries
     
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    Observing that the sun is hot, there's snow on high mountains, and the moon is made of green cheese, this proves that the Earth is banana shaped.
     
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    Sorry, when you spoke of sentient blue cheese i though thats what you wanted
     
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    Correct, another truth scorches the internet.

    RF members, its a service we offer
     
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