Well no that's just part of the natural cycle: pigs were put on this planet to convert everything into, you know, pig.
So that we could convert them into breakfast.
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Atheism Proves Monkeys are Gay
- Thread starter Secret Chief
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Well no that's just part of the natural cycle: pigs were put on this planet to convert everything into, you know, pig.
So that we could convert them into breakfast.
Recycling is just a satanic plot to keep people from recognizing that hippies are fundamentally evil.
McBell
Resident Sourpuss
My grudge against bacon is that with my medical issues (Crohn's) I cannot eat it without having serious (trip to ER) consequences.
McBell
Resident Sourpuss
But, the colours.
Think of the colours!
Tbh I don't actually eat pork either.
For ethical reasons: I can't bring myself to cook and eat anything that's smarter and better mannered than most of my friends and relatives.
I'm pretty sure there's something about tie-dye in Leviticus.
McBell
Resident Sourpuss
If I took that approach I would die of starvation...
McBell
Resident Sourpuss
13:47?
More likely 4:20.
He's certainly a sociopath, regardless.Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard.
I've always thought gay monkeys were gay. I wasn't entirely sure until now, so sincere thanks, @Secret Chief for clarifying this important issue to me.
Is there a gay monkey agenda?
Is there a gay monkey agenda?
Oooh...wait...that one is a little close to reality.
Plastic recycling is largely a plot by plastic manufacturers to make us think it's okay to manufacture plastic, as long as it's got three little arrows printed on it, and we jam it in a bin with a yellow lid. Turns out this is about 92% complete bollocks.
Holy crap...I can't even eat carrots if I start following that tenet.
This question has been cried from rooftops for nigh on five millennia now, and the answer is unchanging. 'No'.
McBell
Resident Sourpuss
The really sad thing is that I went to look it up....
McBell
Resident Sourpuss
wait, I thought that the answer for about three decades was actually "Nope"....
Don't get me wrong...recycling is great. But if you look across the board at our ability to recycle plastics (as opposed to aluminium...!) it's a pretty sorry state of affairs.
A lot of plastics from recycling bins ends up in giant landfill sites in Asia, or...even 'better'...incinerated.
10 Facts About Plastic Waste in Southeast Asia | The Borgen Project
Hahaha!! Yes, good point.
Pigs bump their butts when they flap their wings.