Atheism Proves Monkeys are Gay

[Viker]

This is the song:

Roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy's a pistol, I'm a son-of-a-gun

Well, dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?

Most Satanic song ever, possible?

 

[crossfire]

I suspect the reason they dropped that idea so quickly is because they heard people "singing"....

The Original Coca cola had cocaine. Not everyone can be Fleetwood Mac.

 

[McBell]

Ahh, you must be looking for the F%@# Y@^ dolls with the oversized middle finger--the dark and twisted side of the love dolls...

Yeppers.
Care to share your link(s)?

I understand if you would rather IM them....

 

[crossfire]

Yeppers.
Care to share your link(s)?

I understand if you would rather IM them....

I don't have any links for these. It's a product of my imagination and my warped sense of humor. I hereby give up any imagined or unimagined rights for the intellectual conceptual construct for any future such productions.

 

[McBell]

I don't have any links for these. It's a product of my imagination and my warped sense of humor. I hereby give up any imagined or unimagined rights for the intellectual conceptual construct for any future such productions.

All my hopes and dreams...

Spoiler

 

[Secret Chief]

Not everyone can be Fleetwood Mac.

PRAISE THE LORD!

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Secret Chief]

That's right, it's a disc. Duh!

 

[Secret Chief]

9 is better than 10.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm still waiting for the OP to justify its reasoning.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

The Original Coca cola had cocaine. Not everyone can be Fleetwood Mac.

Coca-Cola had cocaine because it was a medicine. And everyone knew it was fine to put cocaine in medicine.
(Reality is really so much weirder than fiction sometimes!!)

FACT CHECK: Does Coca-Cola Contain Cocaine?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm still waiting for the OP to justify its reasoning.

In a jokes thread?
Isn't trying to justify reasons banworthy here??

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Riding bicycles makes you blind

Only if you put the handle-bars in the wrong place.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

A management software is a solution to all of your management responsibilities. When it comes to clinics, it can be said, that they can really use some help with their management.

Because there are always loads of people waiting in line for their turn. A Management Software can help you get rid of this trouble easily. The software will let your clients make online appointments and keep them notified of their appointed time.

This way, you will be able to deal with them easily and your clients will have to feel as less inconvenience as possible. The software also contains a lot more features than that.

There are times I am embarrassed to work in the software industry...lol

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Gays prove atheists are monkeys.

I resemble that remark.

 

[We Never Know]

I pigs could fly, bacon would soar

 

[Brickjectivity]

In a jokes thread?
Isn't trying to justify reasons banworthy here??

Only humans can be gay. For monkeys its more like a dance move.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Only humans can be gay. For monkeys its more like a dance move.

Horizontal dancing?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Horizontal dancing?

Horijibital would be more accurate of a description.

 

[crossfire]

Only humans can be gay. For monkeys its more like a dance move.

Not if the monkey happens to be a bonobo.