Makes too much sense for this thread.
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Atheism Proves Monkeys are Gay
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Makes too much sense for this thread.
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The earth is flat because we can't go outside and see around it.
McBell
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Cats prove the earth is not flat.
If the earth was flat, there would be nothing on it....
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Uhm... Ok
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Newton..the.apple fell on his head.
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Yes.
And cats have made it their life long mission to prove newton was an idiot by knocking as much stuff off other stuff as they can.
Thus showing that the earth could not possibly be flat.
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McBell
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Try it.
Push something, anything, off the edge of something and see what happens.
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I ask again...
If earth was flat, would things still fall like in your cat videos?
Why or why not?
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Would earth have the same gravity if it was flat? Why or why not.
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Yes.
Because they fall off in the cat videos.
McBell
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good question...
I mean, it could not spin because everything would fly off...
So no cats required.
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Ok. So if earth was flat are you saying nothing would fall?
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So gravity doesn't act upon flat surfaces? Isn't the universe supposedly flat?
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no.
I am saying if the earth was flat, cats would have knocked everything off of it.
Thus, we know the earth is not flat.
McBell
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Of course gravity effects flat surfaces.
Did you not watch the videos where the cats pushed objects off flat surfaces?
if not gravity, what was keeping the objects from floating away?
No idea, How bout you look it up and get back to me?
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[QUOTE="Mestemia, post: 7140935, member: 3566"
]no.
I am saying if the earth was flat, cats would have knocked everything off of it.
Thus, we know the earth is not flat.[/QUOTE]
Only if they were at the ends of earth. The tables and shelves they were knocking things off of are still within the flat earth.
]no.I am saying if the earth was flat, cats would have knocked everything off of it.
Thus, we know the earth is not flat.[/QUOTE]
Only if they were at the ends of earth. The tables and shelves they were knocking things off of are still within the flat earth.
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Oh! You were posting jokes. My bad. I didn't take them as jokes.
I already looked it up. You should know.
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Just for fun....
Religion is against gays...
Atheists are ok with gays...
Religious people think we were created...
Atheist accept evolution that we came from apes(creationist confuse apes with monkeys)..
Therefore Atheism Proves Monkeys are Gay.
Does that help?