A date with Sunstone

[Charity]

If RF had a contest and the prize was a date with Sunstone, (This is a contest that only women can enter of course) Describe what you think a date with the Sexiest man on RF would be like. Where would he take a date? Would he kiss on a first date? Would he be a "perfect gentleman"? or is he the "Bad Boy"type? Is he vivacious or boring? Or would his ego keep you at arm's length all evening? Come on ladies inquiring minds want to know...........

 

[Willamena]

If RF had a contest and the prize was a date with the Sexiest man on RF describe what it would be like.

Oh. Darn... I thought it was a date with Sunstone.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Oh. Darn... I thought it was a date with Sunstone.

Yeah, me too.

I was under the impression that a certain doll was playing first fiddle, and any other ladies would be getting only sloppy seconds. :sorry1:

Nothing like a consolation prize.

 

[Charity]

Come on now......Let us not forget that the sexiest man on RF is indeed Sunstone. :flirt:

 

[whereismynotecard]

Why don't we do that contest? I'd like to win a date with Sunstone. We'd go to the moon and ride giraffes.

 

[Magic Man]

(This is a contest that only women can enter of course)

:sad4:

 

[Willamena]

:sad4:

Blatent sexism (genderism?), that.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Here it is:

 

[Charity]

:sad4:

:kissbette Now it that all better Matt? We will work out a consolation prize for the male members.....Like a case of beer or something........

 

[whereismynotecard]

:kissbette Now it that all better Matt? We will work out a consolation prize for the male members.....Like a case of beer or something........

(or a giraffe)

 

[Magic Man]

:kissbette Now it that all better Matt? We will work out a consolation prize for the male members.....Like a case of beer or something........

I resent the idea that you can buy me off with beer! I will not be quieted by the promise of beer! That is the most sexist, ridic...er, what kind of beer we talking about here? Guiness? Hoegaarten? mmmm...beer

 

[Sunstone]

Oh. Darn... I thought it was a date with Sunstone.

I'm having a hard time getting my mind to wrap around this concept of Sunstone and sexy in the same sentence too.

 

[+Xausted]

I'm having a hard time getting my mind to wrap around this concept of Sunstone and sexy in the same sentence too.

Yeah, so am I. Its nothing personnal you understand, its just every time I see his name I mentally picture him groping his blow up doll in the passenger seat of his car!

 

[Sunstone]

...its just every time I see his name I mentally picture him groping his blow up doll in the passenger seat of his car!

Now, that's sexy!!!!

 

[whereismynotecard]

I'd go on a date with sunstone, but only if we got to ride giraffes on the moon.

 

[+Xausted]

Now, that's sexy!!!!

*jayne shakes her head and wonders how Sunstone ever managed to get laid in his whole life when he thinks that is sexy

 

[Panda]

I resent the idea that you can buy me off with beer! I will not be quieted by the promise of beer! That is the most sexist, ridic...er, what kind of beer we talking about here? Guiness? Hoegaarten? mmmm...beer

Nah we should get a date with the sexiest woman on RF. But the question is who is that?

 

[MysticSang'ha]

If RF had a contest and the prize was a date with Sunstone, (This is a contest that only women can enter of course) Describe what you think a date with the Sexiest man on RF would be like. Where would he take a date? Would he kiss on a first date? Would he be a "perfect gentleman"? or is he the "Bad Boy"type? Is he vivacious or boring? Or would his ego keep you at arm's length all evening? Come on ladies inquiring minds want to know...........

All right, hear me out - I've actually played this over in my mind and this is how I imagine a date with Phil would go:

I'd be getting ready to go on our date, making myself all dolled up to go out, and I'd hear a clown honk signalling his arrival. I'd peek out the window to find to my excitement Sunstone pulling up my driveway on his two-seater clown bicycle (the kind with the asymmetrical tires), and I'd see him completely naked except for his love-doll riding on his lap.

He jumps off, skips to my door, and hands me a gift bag. Inside, I ecstatically find my own blow-up doll "stud"! I frantically rip my own clothes off, give a running glomp onto Phil, and then we skip around the front lawn with our blow-up dolls in a circle singing old singer-songwriter hits from the '70s.

At this point, I can't take it anymore, and I have my way with him in front of the house for all to see. Then we get arrested.....

At the jail, I discover that Phil really is my uncle. I then enter intense therapy while he does 15-20 years at the State Pen.

*dreamy sigh* what could be more perfect? :flirt:

 

[doppelganger]

*dreamy sigh* what could be more perfect? :flirt:

The love doll, now free of Sunstone, goes on to fall in love with, and marry, Dr. James Dobson, who leaves his wife to fulfill his inflatable fantasies.

 

[Nanda]

We'd go naked hottubbing and discuss life, love and the state of the universe.