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Your Last Words
- Thread starter Erebus
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CaptainXeroid
Following Christ
I think it was Jeff Foxworthy who said...
"Somebody hold my beer, and ya'll watch this!"
"Somebody hold my beer, and ya'll watch this!"
This doesn't really apply to me, being immortal and all (I must be, as everyone I meet says I look like a combination of Brad Pitt from Interview with the Vampire, whoever is the best looking vampire from True Blood, Thor from The Avengers, Aiden Turner from the BBC's Being Human, and the guy from the Buffy series who got his own spin-off show). However, if I weren't:
1) No last words. I'd just like to go peacefully, in my sleep. Like my Grandfather. Not screaming in horror like his passengers.
2) Then, I'd want to know people what people were saying about me. More than anything, I'd want them to say, "Man, that guy sure owed me a LOT of money."
3) Finally, my last words: "Can't we all just get along?"
1) No last words. I'd just like to go peacefully, in my sleep. Like my Grandfather. Not screaming in horror like his passengers.
2) Then, I'd want to know people what people were saying about me. More than anything, I'd want them to say, "Man, that guy sure owed me a LOT of money."
3) Finally, my last words: "Can't we all just get along?"
"No, it's perfectly safe. Look!"
Caladan
Agnostic Pantheist
"Quick pass me your smartphone! I have to send photos of the teeth of this newly discovered hominid to our lab before that avalanche hits us. The future of science depends on it!"
-Caladan before getting crushed and killed by rocks, as his last action on this earth is to shed light on the origins of our species. Lets hope there's reception.
Either that or...
"Sure I'll have a glass of your chilli liquor... that's all you got?"
-Caladan trying to impress the locals.
-Caladan before getting crushed and killed by rocks, as his last action on this earth is to shed light on the origins of our species. Lets hope there's reception.
Either that or...
"Sure I'll have a glass of your chilli liquor... that's all you got?"
-Caladan trying to impress the locals.
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