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Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Erebus, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. Iti oj

    Iti oj Global warming is real and we need to act
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    yeah i think i can jump that...
    see the ice is fine to walk on...
    see this ledge is fine to climb down..
     
  2. CaptainXeroid

    CaptainXeroid Following Christ

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    I think it was Jeff Foxworthy who said...

    "Somebody hold my beer, and ya'll watch this!":cool:
     
  3. 9Westy9

    9Westy9 Sceptic, Libertarian, Egalitarian
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    "That wild mushroom sure does look tasty"
     
  4. Wirey

    Wirey Fartist

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    Honey, I just threw your mother out.
     
  5. Iti oj

    Iti oj Global warming is real and we need to act
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    These berries are fine to eat
     
  6. 9Westy9

    9Westy9 Sceptic, Libertarian, Egalitarian
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    "What do you mean I can't use monopoly money to pay off my debt?"
     
  7. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    "Check it out, I saw them do this on Jack*** last night"
     
  8. 9Westy9

    9Westy9 Sceptic, Libertarian, Egalitarian
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    "7-2 off suit? I'm All in"
     
  9. DreadFish

    DreadFish Cosmic Vagabond

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  10. LegionOnomaMoi

    LegionOnomaMoi Veteran Member
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    This doesn't really apply to me, being immortal and all (I must be, as everyone I meet says I look like a combination of Brad Pitt from Interview with the Vampire, whoever is the best looking vampire from True Blood, Thor from The Avengers, Aiden Turner from the BBC's Being Human, and the guy from the Buffy series who got his own spin-off show). However, if I weren't:

    1) No last words. I'd just like to go peacefully, in my sleep. Like my Grandfather. Not screaming in horror like his passengers.

    2) Then, I'd want to know people what people were saying about me. More than anything, I'd want them to say, "Man, that guy sure owed me a LOT of money."

    3) Finally, my last words: "Can't we all just get along?"
     
  11. 9-10ths_Penguin

    9-10ths_Penguin 1/10 Subway Stalinist
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    "No, it's perfectly safe. Look!"
     
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  12. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    "Stay tuned for scenes from our next exciting episode. . ."
     
  13. Wirey

    Wirey Fartist

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    I wish you looked more like your sister.
     
  14. Me Myself

    Me Myself Back to my username

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    Told you so.
     
  15. Polarbear

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    And now for something completly different...
     
  16. Renji

    Renji Well-Known Member

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    "또봐 (to boa)"
     
  17. Caladan

    Caladan Agnostic Pantheist

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    "Quick pass me your smartphone! I have to send photos of the teeth of this newly discovered hominid to our lab before that avalanche hits us. The future of science depends on it!"

    -Caladan before getting crushed and killed by rocks, as his last action on this earth is to shed light on the origins of our species. Lets hope there's reception.

    Either that or...

    "Sure I'll have a glass of your chilli liquor... that's all you got?"

    -Caladan trying to impress the locals.
     
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