Erebus
Well-Known Member
Everybody wants their last words to be something profound, funny or memorable. The truth is this rarely happens, it's much more likely to be something ... naff. So why not get the embarrassment out of the way early and share what you expect your last words will actually be.
I can see myself sat alone in my mid fifties, hungover and surrounded by old takeaways. I'll crawl across the floor looking for something to get rid of the taste of fungus and shame from my mouth. I'll stumble across a relatively insect free seafood pizza and mutter:
"Yeah that should be alright."
I can see myself sat alone in my mid fifties, hungover and surrounded by old takeaways. I'll crawl across the floor looking for something to get rid of the taste of fungus and shame from my mouth. I'll stumble across a relatively insect free seafood pizza and mutter:
"Yeah that should be alright."
