Have to agree with you there... Being eaten by an alligator smacks of redneckedness at it's worse.
Yeah........ hardly de-rigeur. Innit?
Look....... to get eaten by a crocodile you have to have flown around the world to somewhere like Oz, not that I can think of any reason why anybody would actually bovver. .
Or you would have to be snatched off the deck of a luxury Nile cruise boat on an Agatha Christie Cruise. You see? It's yer class, innit?
But why would any distinguished person be somewhere .like a Louisiana backwater, FGS? F'finstance.....Scenario, a posh party. Two proper ladies trying to impress each other.:-
We were staying in a chateau on Lake Geneva this summer, you know..... beautifully cool.
Yeah? We was darn them swamps getting a good tan, mate.
Oh no.,....