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Kangaroos are not real

Twilight Hue

Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
The OP is absurd.
I've long known & claimed here that Australia doesn't even exist.
Everything about this fictitious country is just unbelievable.
The weird animals...the bizarre climate...the location off of the
edge of the world.
There's no question it's VR. Not sure who's behind it. Probably Sony.
 

oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
The mythology about them also has them obsessed with Barbies and with clearly made up rituals such as putting shrimp on Barbie for some weird sexual reason.
Shrimp on Barbie?
Is that some kind of sexual perversion?

Don't, please don't tell me that this is a group activity?
 

oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
.......involving one-eyed trouser snakes, presumably.......

I think I need some smelling salts........

...... the shock of it all.

And it's those strange accents and words that I was told that they spoke with............ all a sham...... fibs.
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
I think I need some smelling salts........

...... the shock of it all.

And it's those strange accents and words that I was told that they spoke with............ all a sham...... fibs.
I shouldn't have said anything about the kangaroos. Its not winning me any barbie points.
 

shunyadragon

shunyadragon
Premium Member
The OP is absurd.
I've long known & claimed here that Australia doesn't even exist.
Everything about this fictitious country is just unbelievable.
The weird animals...the bizarre climate...the location off of the
edge of the world.

You forgot to unfold the map
 

Misunderstood

Active Member
They were invented by the Australian government to entice tourists into visiting their island. If you think about it they are absurd creatures. Honestly, am I supposed to believe there is an over sized rat that jumps about on hind legs, boxes and has a pocket on its tummy?

NO!!!! You mean those pink polka dotted elephants I see coming home late at night are not real either?
 

oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
I shouldn't have said anything about the kangaroos. Its not winning me any barbie points.
It's too late now.
Before I was just in pathetic grinning ignorance.
Now I know......o.m.g.

It's like, back in the decades, how I felt when I realised that Father Christmas was just a perv sitting in a tent in the local department store before Xmas.

It'll never be the same again.
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
It's too late now.
Before I was just in pathetic grinning ignorance.
Now I know......o.m.g.

It's like, back in the decades, how I felt when I realised that Father Christmas was just a perv sitting in a tent in the local department store before Xmas.

It'll never be the same again.
So...we are all agree on RF that Australia never truly existed? Am I crazy? Tell me if you think so, and I will reconsider.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
So...we are all agree on RF that Australia never truly existed? Am I crazy? Tell me if you think so, and I will reconsider.
Whether you are crazy or not, I'll leave to practicing professionals. But to get some perspective, think of Middle Earth and Narnia.
 

Deeje

Avid Bible Student
Premium Member
@David1967 Thanks for the tag....

What the heck???? Here I wake up to the roasting of an Aussie icon? !!! (Well I'm told that they do taste good. :) )

But seriously....time zones people...if you are going to take the mickey out of our unique country (island...continent...take your pick) then at least do it while we Aussies are awake and can defend our critters.

As for the kangaroos....they roam free where I live....we build houses in their territory but they don't move away. They stick around to punish you. :eek:
They make up the bulk of road kill (along with wombats) in these parts. They eat everything in your garden and fertilise the lawn whilst they are mowing it. (That's at least one positive)

Y'all need to appreciate the unique creatures that inhabit this amazing part of the world.....including the humans. Our uniqueness is to be respected....o_O .....especially our snakes, spiders and sharks. :p

So just remember that....or we might have to sic our old man roos on ya. :D
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
Whether you are crazy or not, I'll leave to practicing professionals. But to get some perspective, think of Middle Earth and Narnia.
I would prefer that you not bring up serious religious debate topics in games and jokes, but I get your drift. Either Australia is complete fantasy like Middle Earth or its a world separate from ours accessible only by an endless magical forest guarded by nasty uncles.
 

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
You're crazy :confused: you need to reconsider.
I wasn't talking to you, so I don't have to reconsider. Anyway I won't insult you by calling you a liar and will simply say Australia can't possibly exist.
 

Deeje

Avid Bible Student
Premium Member
I wasn't talking to you, so I don't have to reconsider. Anyway I won't insult you by calling you a liar and will simply say Australia can't possibly exist.

My country and our inhabitants are just an illusion then? If it's just your illusion, does that mean you need to see a professional? :confused: Just sayin.....
 

Kangaroo Feathers

Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...
They were invented by the Australian government to entice tourists into visiting their island. If you think about it they are absurd creatures. Honestly, am I supposed to believe there is an over sized rat that jumps about on hind legs, boxes and has a pocket on its tummy?
New Zealand is the fictional place that started as a tourism promotion. Kangaroos are perfectly sensible, it's YOUR native animals that make no rational sense.
 
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