Kangaroos are not real

[Brickjectivity]

They were invented by the Australian government to entice tourists into visiting their island. If you think about it they are absurd creatures. Honestly, am I supposed to believe there is an over sized rat that jumps about on hind legs, boxes and has a pocket on its tummy?

 

[Stevicus]

Kangaroos are real. There have been numerous court cases on this question.

 

[Revoltingest]

The OP is absurd.
I've long known & claimed here that Australia doesn't even exist.
Everything about this fictitious country is just unbelievable.
The weird animals...the bizarre climate...the location off of the
edge of the world.

 

[Thief]

isn't there a cult of sorts......people masquerading as animals.....
and they do this because .......??????

 

[Audie]

 

[Revoltingest]

This reminds me of an old TV show I liked....
My World and Welcome to It (TV Series 1969–1970) - Plot Summary - IMDb

 

[Stevicus]

The OP is absurd.
I've long known & claimed here that Australia doesn't even exist.
Everything about this fictitious country is just unbelievable.
The weird animals...the bizarre climate...the location off of the
edge of the world.

I'll confess that when I was a little kid learning the names of different countries, I had a bit of trouble getting "Australia" and "Austria" straight in my mind. It was around the same time I first saw The Sound of Music, and that got me even more confused.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Kangaroos are real. There have been numerous court cases on this question.

 

[oldbadger]

They were invented by the Australian government to entice tourists into visiting their island. If you think about it they are absurd creatures. Honestly, am I supposed to believe there is an over sized rat that jumps about on hind legs, boxes and has a pocket on its tummy?

Yeah........... I must be a sucker, 'cos I actually believed all that, what with them cleverly made pics an' all.
My Granny was a cross between an ozzie and a kiwi (another fib, that latter one), a right dodgy old tart, and I should have figgered out all their bs about 65-70 years ago.

What else have they been telling us that's goofle-drivvle?

 

[oldbadger]

The OP is absurd.
I've long known & claimed here that Australia doesn't even exist.
Everything about this fictitious country is just unbelievable.
The weird animals...the bizarre climate...the location off of the
edge of the world.

Oh dear....... I'm soooo embarrassed ......... I've been scammed for decades. Why didn't you bother to warn us before?

There's even Ozzies and Kiwis on here....... they get everywhere.

So the big question arises, where does that rubbish lager 'Fosters' really come from?

 

[Brickjectivity]

isn't there a cult of sorts......people masquerading as animals.....
and they do this because .......??????

Some people have no cynicism?

 

[oldbadger]

isn't there a cult of sorts......people masquerading as animals.....
and they do this because .......??????

Wot?
There's nobody here that's doing that........ definitely..... honestly.

Oh drat.............. found out.....

 

[David1967]

Honestly, am I supposed to believe there is an over sized rat that jumps about on hind legs, boxes and has a pocket on its tummy?

Absolutely terrifying when you put it that way. How does @Deeje survive with such a beast roaming around the countryside?

 

[Revoltingest]

I'll confess that when I was a little kid learning the names of different countries, I had a bit of trouble getting "Australia" and "Austria" straight in my mind. It was around the same time I first saw The Sound of Music, and that got me even more confused.

Aye, with all those Austrians putting shrimp on the barbie & Hitler being from Australia, it can get confusing.

 

[David1967]

I'll confess that when I was a little kid learning the names of different countries, I had a bit of trouble getting "Australia" and "Austria" straight in my mind. It was around the same time I first saw The Sound of Music, and that got me even more confused.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh dear....... I'm soooo embarrassed ......... I've been scammed for decades. Why didn't you bother to warn us before?

I've been warning.
You've not been listening.

There's even Ozzies and Kiwis on here....... they get everywhere.

Posers all.

So the big question arises, where does that rubbish lager 'Fosters' really come from?

New Jersey.

 

[exchemist]

The OP is absurd.
I've long known & claimed here that Australia doesn't even exist.
Everything about this fictitious country is just unbelievable.
The weird animals...the bizarre climate...the location off of the
edge of the world.

No it exists but some of what people say about it is rubbish. According to what they say, everybody there should be upside down, But look, I've actually been there and I can tell you everybody there is the right way up. And when you think about it, if kangaroos were upside down, all the joeys would fall out of their pouches.

 

[sun rise]

The OP is absurd.
I've long known & claimed here that Australia doesn't even exist.
Everything about this fictitious country is just unbelievable.
The weird animals...the bizarre climate...the location off of the
edge of the world.

The mythology about them also has them obsessed with Barbies and with clearly made up rituals such as putting shrimp on Barbie for some weird sexual reason.

 

[exchemist]

The mythology about them also has them obsessed with Barbies and with clearly made up rituals such as putting shrimp on Barbie for some weird sexual reason.

.......involving one-eyed trouser snakes, presumably.......

 

[Revoltingest]

No it exists but some of what people say about it is rubbish. According to what they say, everybody there should be upside down, But look, I've actually been there and I can tell you everybody there is the right way up. And when you think about it, if kangaroos were upside down, all the joeys would fall out of their pouches.

And language would make no sense.
Would they "screw down" & "f*** down"?