Kangaroos are not real

[Kangaroo Feathers]

Here is a squirrel thats into the Bible.

A devout squirrel.

Here is a Tree Veevangelist squirrel standing on a firm foundation.

Touché

 

[Valjean]

Sure they're in the Bible. All animals were on the Ark. A kangaroo is an animal. Therefore they were on the Ark. QED.

Along with the unicorns, gryphons and a couple of pushmi-pullyus...

Our possums are the real deal, not like America's pretend possums

What?! -- We have the world's finest possums here! The initial 'O' clearly signifies their superiority.

Not like the lazy New Zealand stuff that's always on the brink of extinction because they're birds too dumb to fly and so on.

But NZ has no native mammals that couldn't swim or fly there, and neither zeals nor bats bothered the birds. Why would Nature maintain a useless, extravagant behavior?[/QUOTE]

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

Along with the unicorns, gryphons and a couple of pushmi-pullyus...
What?! -- We have the world's finest possums here! The initial 'O' clearly signifies their superiority.

ours are far cuter.

But NZ has no native mammals that couldn't swim or fly there, and neither zeals not bats bothered the birds. Why would Nature maintain a useless, extravagant behavior?

apparently not that extravagant now they're all on the verge of extinction, huh? Oh, natural selection isn't fair when unnatural introduced species are added to the mix? Well nature should have thought of that before she plagued us all with diseases and mosquitoes and poison squirting monkeys! Mother Nature started the fight for survival and now she wants to quit because she's losing? Well I say "suck it up, Buttercup."

 

[Brickjectivity]

ours are far cuter.

Plush toys that might fit into a kangaroo pouch no doubt.

 

[Valjean]

ours are far cuter.

That I'll have to concede. Ours do resemble giant bedraggled rats.

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

Plush toys that might fit into a kangaroo pouch no doubt.

They really look like plush toys. Of course, if you tried to put them in something like a pouch they would freak out and shred you. Their claws are super sharp.

 

[Brickjectivity]

They really look like plush toys. Of course, if you tried to put them in something like a pouch they would freak out and shred you. They're claws are super sharp.

Opossums are deadly when cornered but prefer to play dead or hide. They are sensible creatures with realistic anatomical features, same as bunny rabbits, squirrels and deer.

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

Opossums are deadly when cornered but prefer to play dead or hide. They are sensible creatures with realistic anatomical features, same as bunny rabbits, squirrels and deer.

Deer have giant tree branches sticking out of their heads! Hardly sensible. And bunny rabbits are bargain basement off-brand kangaroo knock offs. They don't even have proper full length tails!

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

That I'll have to concede. Ours do resemble giant bedraggled rats.

 

[sealchan]

The OP is absurd.
I've long known & claimed here that Australia doesn't even exist.
Everything about this fictitious country is just unbelievable.
The weird animals...the bizarre climate...the location off of the
edge of the world.

But it does because the filmed TheLord of the Rings there...that proves it!

 

[Revoltingest]

But it does because the filmed TheLord of the Rings there...that proves it!

That was filmed in Middle Earth (aka New Zealand).

 

[sealchan]

So...we are all agree on RF that Australia never truly existed? Am I crazy? Tell me if you think so, and I will reconsider.

Australia is too cool sounding to exist, so yes.

 

[sealchan]

That was filmed in Middle Earth (aka New Zealand).

Now you are just inventing countries on the spot!

 

[sealchan]

Interesting historical point, Australians don't call prawns "shrimp". That was a pure advertising decision, as it was believed Americans wouldn't understand what was going on otherwise.

Yeah cause we know what shrimps and barbie dolls are...

 

[Brickjectivity]

That was filmed in Middle Earth (aka New Zealand).

New Zealand is described very realistically with no bizarre animal claims. Thats what matters.

 

[Revoltingest]

Now you are just inventing countries on the spot!

No, there are even maps on line.

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

But it does because the filmed TheLord of the Rings there...that proves it!

Don't be ridiculous. That documentary proves it DOESN'T exist. Dragons and fairies and orcs and such aren't real!

 

[Revoltingest]

New Zealand is described very realistically with no bizarre animal claims. Thats what matters.

It does have some bizarre critters.

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

No, there are even maps on line.

Fake news. New Zealand doesn't actually appear on maps because it doesn't exist

https://i.redd.it/7d24hsuu2mn11.jpg

 

[sealchan]

No, there are even maps on line.

Someone made up their own map of Middle Earth...should have read the book better....SHEESH!
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